看到了吗？我想我射到它了 Did you see it? l think l got it.
那只小猪跑得真快 That little piggy was fast.
各位，这是大家一起杀的 我们一起分享荣耀 Hey, everybody, this is all of our kill. We all take credit.
-我跑得肚子好痛 -你射到恩米巴拉格西了 -l got a side ache. -You hit Enmebaragesi.
我确定他从村庄出来时 背上就有了 l'm pretty sure he had that when he left the village.
那不是我的矛 That's not my spear.
我的矛有羽毛… 喔，好，那支也有羽毛 My spear has feathers.... Okay, that one's got a feather.
好，那是我的矛，老兄，对不起 Okay, that is my spear. l'm sorry, man.
太好了，两支矛，杀伤力两倍 Great. Two spears. Twice the killing power.
多谢了，下次别挡我射猪 Thanks a lot. Next time don't block my shot.
怎么？我没说… 拜托，这不是我的错 What? l didn't say-- Come on, not my fault.
谁打猎时会站在野猪前面？ Who stands in front of a boar on a hunt?
你在这里 Hey, there you are.
我认为你不想被采集，你想被吃掉 l don't think you wanna be gathered. You wanna be eaten.
嗨，马拉 Hi, Marlak.
水果沙拉没莓子可加了 这是我们的损失 Well, there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now, so we all lose.
你好吗？ Hey, Oh. How's it going?
猎人们自以为很酷 你知道的，他们… Hunters think they're so cool. You know, they--
他们以为这不算挑战吗？ 采集？这超有挑战性的 They don't think this is challenging? Gathering? lt's extremely challenging.
你得找到鸟屎量最少的水果 You have to find all the fruit with the least amount of bird shit on it...
把它放在篮子里 ...and put it in the basket.
他们在找你的碴吗？ Are they picking on you?
要是他们找你的碴 我就去和他们算帐 lf they're picking on you, l will straighten them out.
-好，有，你会去吗？ -你说的对 -All right. Yeah, would you? -You're right.
这次就放过他们 Let it slide this time.
不过下次 我就让他们尝尝短矛的滋味 Next time, though, they will feel the tip of my short spear.
-你的矛怎么了？ -我改造了，让它短一点 -What happened to your spear? -l modified it. Made it a snub nose.
这样比较轻，比较好用，反正… lt's lighter. lt's a better killing tool. Anyway....
玛雅在那里，我要去和她说话 Oh, there's Maya. l'm gonna go talk to her.
我马上回来，除非出了什么事 l'll be right back. Unless something goes horribly right.
-你好，玛雅 -你好，柴德 -Hello, Maya. -Hey, Zed.
我要怎么做 才能让你成为我的女人？ What do l gotta do to make you my woman?
听着，你很特别，你的个性很不同 Look, you're a special guy. You've got a lot of personality.
我爸妈被一群野狗杀死时 When my parents were killed by that pack of wild dogs...
你真的让我看到了有趣的那一面 ...you really helped me see the funny side.
不，他咬到我的脚踝了 "No, no! He's got my ankle!"
走开，那是你妈 "Get off." That's your mom.
对，你逗我开心，但那还不够 So, yeah, you make me laugh, but that's not enough.
我是很老派的女生 l'm an old-fashioned kind of girl.
我要有男人能保护我、照顾我 l need a man who can protect me and take care of me.
什么意思？像是马拉？ What do you mean? Like Marlak?
我是说，他是村里最好的猎人 Well, l mean, he is the best hunter in the village.
-还有争议吧 -是大家投票的 -Debatable. -People voted.
或许我不是最好的猎人 Maybe I'm not the greatest hunter.
-也不是采集者 -对，采集者也不是 -Or gatherer. -Yes. Or gatherer.
柴德，我们只有这两种工作 Zed, those are the only two jobs that we have here.
我可以照顾你 我看起来像捱饿的样子吗？ l can take care of you. Does it look like l'm starving?
拜托，你一定无法拒绝这个 Come on. Tell me you can say no to this.
再等一下，你喜欢的 Give it a second. Let it work on you.
没错，绝对无法拒绝这个 Oh, yeah. Absolutely can say no to that.
玛雅，我们稍后再见面？ Maya. Can l see you later?
我要去洗头 l think l have to wash my hair.
你去年洗过头了 You washed your hair last year.
今晚，我们举办盛宴 Tonight, we feast.
玛雅，给你的 Maya. For you.
马拉，谢谢，又一颗野猪头 Thanks, Marlak. Another severed boar's head.
-不同颜色的 -对，这一个… -lt's a different colour. -Yeah, this one is--
-还有舌头 -对，真棒，马拉 -Left the tongue in. -Yeah, this is really nice, Marlak.
看看马拉在对玛雅调情 他完全不了解她 Look at Marlak flirting with Maya. He doesn't know her at all.
野猪最好的部分不是头 Head's not even the best part of the boar.
是后背油，笨蛋，满身肌肉的白痴 lt's the back fat, stupid. Muscleheaded idiot.
嗨，伊玛，嗨，伊玛 嗨，伊玛 Hi, Eema. Hi, Eema. Hi, Eema.
对，她根本不知道我存在 Yeah. She doesn't even know l exist.
村子里有60个人，我是说… There's like 60 people in the village. l mean...
根本没办法忽略任何人的存在 ...you have to go out of your way to not know that somebody exists.
我真的好想和她上床 l just wanna lay with her so badly.
我不懂，她很可爱 但我不想和她上床 l don't see it. She's cute, but l don't think l'd lay with her.
她是你妹，那会像是和你妈上床 She's your sister. I mean, that'd be like laying with your mother.
那会是个大错误，我现在知道了 Which was a big mistake. l see that now.
你以为早上醒来不会觉得奇怪 可是，相信我… You think it's not gonna be awkward in the morning, but-- Trust me, wow.
听着，你想让伊玛注意你吗？ 晚上宴会时… Listen, you wanna impress Eema? Do the fertility dance with her...
听着，你想让伊玛注意你吗？ 晚上宴会时…
对着她跳求偶舞 然后拖回你家 ...at the feast tonight then drag her back to your hut.
我家现在一团乱 而且要是她挣扎呢？ My hut's a mess right now, and what if she struggles?
你就轻轻打她的头 女人都会有反应 You give her a little tap on the head. Women respond to that.
我还和我爸妈一起住 l still live with my parents.
我不想因为做爱太吵 就害他们整晚不能睡 l don't wanna keep them up all night with my raucous lovemaking.
他们早上会骂我的 反正她只喜欢猎人 l'd get an earful in the morning. She only likes hunters.
她不喜欢采集者 她自己就是采集者了，真讽刺 She doesn't like gatherers. She's a gatherer herself is the irony.
她是个讨厌自己的采集者 She's a self-loathing gatherer.
-真让人欲火焚身 -我不会太过解读 -That's pretty suggestive. -l wouldn't read too much into that.
好，现在她要求玩点小游戏 Okay, now she's just asking for some splinters.
史光登，饶了我好吗？ Hey, hey-- Squanto. Give me a break, would you?
你有整座森林可用 You got the whole forest.
为什么每个人都喜欢 在我家后面大便？ Why does everybody always have to take a crap right behind my hut?
我不一定是对的 但我想是因为这附近的粪量… l could be wrong, l think what it is is that all the poop in the area...
让土壤更肥沃，也让附近叶子更柔软 擦起来更舒服 ...fertilises the ground and it gives the leaves a softer feel for wiping.
并不是大家都不尊重你 我还没听所有人这样说过 lt's not that nobody respects you. l haven't heard that from everyone.
我受够了，走吧 l've had it. Let's go.
我们要去哪里？ 我们不该走离村庄这么远 Where are we going? We're not supposed to go this far.
我受不了整村的人把我当笑话 l'm sick of the whole village treating me like a joke.
-你知道我要怎么做吗？ -换个村子 -You know what l'm gonna do? -Change villages.
不，我要换个头 No. l'm gonna change my head.
那是不可能的 你的头黏在你的身体上 l don't think that's possible. Your head is attached to your body.
不是整颗头，我是说我的头脑 Not the whole head. l mean, my mind.
头脑… Mind--
别告诉我你是想吃禁果 Don't tell me you're thinking about eating forbidden fruit.
我正是这么想的 That's exactly what l'm thinking.
柴德，那是善恶之树 Zed, that's the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
你不能吃它的果实，那是禁忌 大家都知道 You don't eat from that one. lt's forbidden.
为什么是禁忌？ But why is it forbidden?
那水果有什么是 他们不想让我们拥有的？ What is it they don't want us to have?
不是因为水果，而是因为规矩 是因为他们交待的事 lt's not the fruit. lt's about the rule. lt's about doing what you're told.
我们一辈子都在做别人交待的事 We've been doing what we were told our entire lives.
-对我们有什么好处？ -我喜欢做被交待的事 -How's that worked out? -l like doing what l'm told.
让我有被需要的感觉，等等 lt gives my day some much-needed structure. Wait.
柴德，住手，这只是水果 Zed. Stop. lt's just a piece of fruit.
吃水果也不会改变你的生命 Eating a fruit is not gonna change your life.
如果这是魔果呢？ What if it's magic fruit?
要是这水果可以让我比村里其他人 都聪明呢？ What if this makes me the smartest man the village has ever known?
标准还设得蛮低的 That's a pretty low bar.
那所有的猎人都要臣服于我 Then all the hunters would have to bow down to me.
玛雅也会和我上床 Maya would lay with me like that.
这么做的目的是什么？ 和玛雅上床？ That's what this is about? Laying with Maya?
告诉你 我有伟大的使命，我要知道是什么 l have a great destiny, l'm about to find out what it is.
把水果放下，离开这里吧 要是别人看到了呢？ Put the fruit down. What if somebody sees us?
他们会剥了我们的皮 把我们绑在蚁窝上 They'll peel our skin off and tie us to an anthill.
你咬下去了 Now you've done it.
有种知识的味道 lt's got sort of a knowledge-y taste.
有没有禁忌的味道？ 因为它就是禁果 Does it have a sort of forbidden taste? That's what it is.
-我有感觉了 -什么感觉？ -Oh, l definitely feel something. -What?
比较不饿了，而且更聪明了 Less hungry, for one, but also more intelligenter.
感觉好像我无所不知了 lt's like l feel like maybe I know everything.
问我问题，什么都好，快，考考我 Ask me something. Anything. Go. Test me. Go.
好，太阳晚上去哪里了？ All right, where does the sun go at night?
跳过，下一题 Pass. Next question.
-好，宝宝从哪里来的？ -跳过，下一题 -Okay, where do babies come from? -Pass. Next question.
-我脚上有蛇 -我叫你问问题 -There's a snake on my foot. -ln the form of a question.
我脚上有蛇吗？ There's a snake on my foot?
-没错 -我要怎么办？ -Correct. -What do I do?
我有很多办法 关于这问题我出现许多想法 l got a lot of ideas. l'm bursting with ideas on the subject.
-它在勒我 -你可以乘隙进攻 -lt's constricting me. -You could stick your finger in its hole.
你可以在它吃掉你前先吃了它 试试看 You know what, you could eat it before it eats you. Try that.
先把蛇吃掉 我的新头脑是这么说的 Eat the snake first. That's what my new brain tells me.
-它快要把我吃了 -先从眼睛开始 -lt's preparing to eat me. -Go for the eyes.
真大条 lt's big.
柴德，帮帮我 Zed, please help me.
我还是处男就要死了 l'm dying a virgin.
等等，我再去多吃点水果 Wait right here. l'm gonna go eat more fruit.
-我今天真不好过 -对，生命中还有更多挑战 -This was a bit of a rough day for me. -Yeah. There's gotta be more to life.
这样就够了，我想我受不了 比这更严重的事了 This is a lot. l don't think l can handle too much more than this.
才不会，看看这些人 No way. Look at these people.
他们就像动物，我们比这好多了 They're like animals. We're way too good for this.
现在我变聪明了，我要登上颠峰 Now that l'm smarter l'm going straight to the top.
我会带着你，你会是我的左右手 l'm bringing you. You're gonna be my right hand.
我看过你的左右手做过什么事 谢了，我不要 l've seen what you do with your right hand. No.
你没想过山的另一边是什么吗？ Don't you wonder what's on the other side of the mountains?
山的另一边什么也没有，好吗？ There's nothing on the other side of the mountains, okay?
那是世界的尽头，大家都知道的 你只会掉下去 The world ends. Everybody knows that. You'd fall right off of it.
如果不是这样呢？ But what if it doesn't?
这让我的心里觉得… lt makes my stomach go:
我吃了水果之后就想了很多 l've been thinking a lot ever since l ate that fruit.
为什么有水果？水果是什么？ Why is there fruit? What is fruit?
是你吃的一种东西 我们为什么要吃？ lt's a thing that you eat. Why do we eat?
我们是什么？我为什么有手指？ What are we? What are we? Why do l have these?
一切都好奇怪 Everything is weird.
等你真正停下脚步看 一切都非常非常奇怪 When you really stop and look at it, everything gets very, very strange--
我为什么在说话？这是什么？ Why am l talking? What is this?
我的嘴唇移动，然后就有声音 My lips make a movement and then a sound...
你知道我的意思 ...and you know what l mean.
头快想爆了 Blows my mind.
听起来像疯掉的水果语 我现在不想听了 That just sounds like crazy fruit talk. l don't wanna hear it right now.
老天，她今晚真美 Boy, she looks nice tonight.
上吧，老兄，去为她跳舞 Do it, man. Dance for her.
我不知道，他们在跳豺狼舞 l don't know. They're doing the jackal dance.
这不是我的强项 lt's not my strongest.
你开玩笑吗？你豺狼舞跳得最好了 What, are you kidding me? You have an amazing jackal dance.
上，豺狼舞 Go. Jackal dance.
快上 Get into it.
打头 Over the head.
我要去吃东西了，我会回来的 l'm gonna go and eat. l'm gonna come back.
你爸是个好猎人 但你就像个小女生 Your father was a great hunter. But you, you're like a little girl.
说得好，马拉 Good one, Marlak.
恩米巴拉格西说他看到你在花园里 Enmebaragesi says he saw you in the garden.
真的？要是我说 恩米巴拉格西在说谎呢？ Really? Well, what if l told you that Enmebaragesi was a liar?
我看到他吃了禁果 l saw him eat the forbidden fruit.
喔，那件事 Oh, that.
-这是怎么回事？ -我要就地杀了你 -Hey, what's going on here? -l will kill you where you stand.
有流星，真美 Oh, a shooting star. That's the best.
-你真的吃了水果？ -一口，有什么大不了的？ -You really ate the fruit? -One bite. What's the big deal?
你不该吃水果 You don't eat the fruit.
自万物初始，那就是第一条守则 lt's the number one rule since the beginning of time.
自从大海龟背着地球走出海面起 Since the Great Turtle climbed out of the sea with Earth on its back.
我知道那是守则，但我不是很清楚 确切的细节了 l know, but l'm a little fuzzy on the exact details.
禁忌，禁果 Forbidden. Forbidden fruit.
你吃了，你做了一件不该做的事 禁忌 You ate-- You did the one thing you're not supposed to do. Forbidden.
但禁忌这个词还暗指有摇摆的空间 But the word "forbidden" implies there's a little wiggle room.
禁忌没有摇摆的空间，你被诅咒了 There's no wiggle room with forbidden. You're cursed, man.
如果你待在这里，我们都会被诅咒 你得离开 lf you stay here, we'll all be cursed. You have to leave.
-我要去哪里？ -我没吃水果 -Where am l supposed to go? -l didn't eat the fruit.
我无能为力 My hands are tied.
我知道我现在让你很难做，老兄 但我只是想帮你 l know l'm being a dick right now, man, but l'm just trying to help you.
我怎么感觉到你有点嫉妒 因为我现在有… Do l detect a little bit of jealousy because l now have...
分辨善恶的知识 而你没有？ ...the knowledge of good and evil and you don't?
你觉得当村落里的萨满很轻松吗？ You think it's easy being the shaman of the village?
你觉得我每天早上 会喜欢戴这颗熊头吗？ You think l like putting on a boar's head every morning?
用骨头穿过我的脸呢？ Putting a bone through my face?
我知道我们认识很久了 从小一起丢石头长大的 l know we've known each other for a long time. We throw the rock around.
我们在一起很快乐，兄弟 但是我不能… We have fun together, man, but l can't be....
你懂我的意思吗？ You know what l mean?
另外，想知道吗？ 我现在超兴奋的，老兄 Plus, wanna know something? l am high as shit right now, dude.
我才刚舔过三只蟾蜍 l just licked like three toads.
我二十七个日出日落没睡了 l've been up for like 27 suns up and suns downs.
-好 -我只想吃点东西… -Okay. -l just wanna get a meal...
-打个盹 -这是一团乱 -...l wanna take a fucking nap. -This is bullshit.
你真的…你这次真的搞砸了 You really.... You fucked the pooch on this one.
-大大的搞砸了 -我说我做的… -Hard. -l say what l did...
-是一件好事 -是吗？ -...was a good thing. -Oh, yeah?
对，非常非常好的事 Yeah. Really, really very good thing.
因为我有分辨善恶的知识 所以我知道 And l should know because l have the knowledge of good and evil.
-对，好 -所以我应该知道… -Oh, okay. -So l ought to know...
当我说我知道我说我知道的时候 我在说什么 ...when l know what l'm saying is what I know what l'm saying.
-很好 -还有我不要离开 -Good. -And l'm not leaving.
你最好离开这里 You better get out of here.
好，但在我离开前 我要再说一件事 Okay, but before I go, l just wanna say one thing.
我知道我不是最好的猎人 l know l'm not the greatest hunter.
-也不是采集者 -也不是采集者，谢谢你们 -Or gatherer. -Or gatherer. Thank you.
不过我的生命应该会更精彩 But there's gotta be more to life than this.
我要走了，但我是自愿离开的 l'm going, but because l choose to.
如果有人想跟我一起走，欢迎你 And anyone who wants to join me is welcome.
我不知道我们会去哪里 但我会带领我们 l don't know where we're going, but l will lead us.
对，照亮黑暗 Yeah, light up the darkness.
谁要和我一起走？ So who's with me?
有人吗？ Anyone?
有叫欧仔的人吗？ Anyone named Oh?
好，看来我要独自离开了 Okay. Looks like l'm gonna be going it alone.
我没问题 Which is fine with me.
其实这样更好 Better, in fact...
因为有人作伴只会拖慢我的速度 ...because having a partner would just probably slow me down.
我要开辟新的部落，比这好上十倍 l'm gonna start a new tribe, 1 0 times better.
十倍多的跳舞玩乐 There's gonna be 1 0 times more dancing and fun.
它会叫做刺激危险的肌肉部落 lt's gonna be called Muscle Tribe of Danger and Excellence.
你们都不会被邀请 我根本不喜欢你们，从来就不喜欢 And you're not invited. l don't even like any of you guys. l never did.
除非有人改变心意，有人想来吗？ Unless anyone changes their mind. Does anyone wanna come?
-没有 -好，很好，再见 -We're good. -Fine. Good. Bye-bye.
别…大家别惊慌 Don't-- Nobody panic.
不，那…那不是我家 No! That's-- That's-- Oh, it's not my house.
我看到你了 l see you.
马拉，走开 Go away, Marlak.
-真的？是动物在叫吗？ -是獾 -Really, animal noises? -Badger.
真是侮辱人，是该杀了你的时候了 This is just insulting. lt's time l killed you.
好，但先告诉我，谁在你背后？ Fine. But then, tell me this: Who's that behind you?
你以为我会转身吗？ 我要把你当猪一样挖出内脏 You think l'm gonna turn around? l'm gonna gut you like a pig.
这一棒打得好 打伊玛也该打那么大力才对 Nice whack on the head. You should try hitting Eema that hard.
这晚点再讨论，我们该逃跑了 We can discuss that later. We should run away.
对，对，没错 Yes, yes, of course.
你还是决定要跟来了 是因为我讲的话吗？ So you decided to come after all. Was it the speech?
-是因为火，我什么都没了 -对 -lt was the fire. I lost everything. -Yeah.
但愿我们不需要离开 l wish we didn't have to leave.
我或许再也见不到伊玛了 Probably never gonna see Eema again.
才不是真的，我们会回去的 That's not true. We'll go back.
那些猎人是白痴 Those hunters are idiots.
他们一小时后就什么都忘了 They're gonna forget the whole thing in an hour.
你能面对现实吗？ 我们回不去了，好吗？ Will you get real, man? There's no going back, okay?
回去也没什么了，只剩灰烬 There's nothing to go back to. lt's just ashes.
说得好像那些屋子很难搭一样 Like it's hard to build one of those huts.
那只是一堆树枝和大便 lt's just a pile of sticks and dung.
你才是一堆树枝和大便 Well, you're a pile of sticks and dung.
你才是一堆树枝和大便
-对不起，我… -没关系 -l'm sorry, I-- -lt's okay.
-我不是有意的 -我知道你很生气 -l don't mean that, obviously. -l know you're mad...
但这对我们来说是大好的机会 ...but this is a great opportunity for us.
他们也不了解你的好 They didn't appreciate you back there.
你是个天才，想到拿葫芦喝水 You're the genius who thought up drinking water from a gourd.
他们都是用手喝水的 They were all drinking from their hands.
只是似乎可行，我不知道 Well, it just seems practical. l mean, l don't know.
我们的命运很神奇 We have an incredible destiny.
你根本不知道我们在哪里 我们迷路了 You don't even know where we are. We're lost.
我当然知道我们在哪里 Of course l know where we are.
是美洲狮，千万不要动 lt's a cougar. Don't move a muscle.
-我们要怎么办？ -连嘴唇也别动 -What do we do? -Don't move your lips.
守则一，别表现出恐惧 Rule number one: Show no fear.
你表现出恐惧了 You're showing fear.
好多了，非常好 Much better. Very good.
-现在怎么办？ -现在有两种选择 -Now what? -There's two opinions on this one.
有些人说要跑 其他人说最好保持不动 Some say run, others say stay perfectly still.
-你要选哪一个？ -我选跑 -Which one are you gonna do? -l'm going to run!
你应该在那些抓伤上放点蛆 You should put some maggots on those scratches.
看起来很深 They look pretty deep.
是很深，所以才长这样 They are very deep. That's why they appear that way.
-还在生我的气，对吧？ -早知道就不来了 -You're still mad at me, aren't you? -l wish l hadn't come.
或许你不该来 Maybe you shouldn't have come...
要是每次遇到攻击你的小美洲豹… ...if you're gonna keep whining about every little cougar...
就在那边抱怨的话 ...that attacks you.
喔，这看起来如何？ Oh, what does this look like?
你要自己升火？ You making your own fire?
不，我在做箭，我们会有需要的 No, l'm making arrows. We're gonna need them.
-你还会跟我一起来？ -对 -You still coming? -Yeah.
太好了 Yeah!
好，你真是我兄弟 Yeah. You're my buddy. Yeah.
你是说我们继续走 You're saying we're gonna walk...
最后就会遇到世界的尽头 ...and eventually we're gonna get to a spot where the world ends...
它像是…什么样子？ 我们在找什么？ ...and it's like.... What is it? What are we looking at?
首先，你说话的语气 为什么好像把我当白痴？ First of all, why are you talking to me in that tone like l'm an idiot?
这是常识 This is general knowledge.
-我就知道 -太不可置信了 -l knew it! -This is incredible.
你还认为世界会有尽头吗？ You still think the world just ends?
拜托，承认吧 这个水果人有大脑 Come on, admit it. The fruit man has the knowledge.
小心点 Whoa, whoa, be careful.
你吃禁果后真的知道很多事？ Did you learn a lot when you ate the fruit?
对，我现在能看见十分钟后 发生的事了 Yeah. l can see, like, 1 0 minutes into the future now.
-所以十分钟之后我在做什么？ -你在和斑马做爱 -So what am I doing in ten minutes? -You're having sex with a zebra.
-不好笑 -没在开玩笑 -That's not funny. -l'm not joking.
希望你准备好让斑马爽一下 Hope you're ready to bone some zeeb.
有人，不只一个人 People. More than one.
往那边走 Walking that way.
你以为呢？这里大概有一千个脚印 You think? There's about a thousand footprints there.
-这很明显 -对了 -l mean, it's kind of obvious. -Oh, yes.
-他们停在这里大便，你看 -不，我不想看 -They stopped here to poop. Look. -No, I don't want to.
两个人，或许三个人，一个小孩 或是个子小的女人，或许… Two men, maybe three. A child. Or a small woman, maybe.
你在做什么？ 你不知道那是谁的大便 What are you doing? You don't know where that's been.
-我知道是谁的 -别碰 -l know where it's been. -Don't touch it.
你不知道松鼠有没有在上面尿尿 You don't know if a squirrel has peed on it.
还是温的，中间还是热的 Still warm. Almost hot in the centre.
看来他们吃了点核果 或许还有苹果 Looks like they had some nuts. Apples, maybe.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
-对，苹果 -这有什么关系？ -Yep, apples. -What difference does it make?
又不能帮助我们知道什么 That doesn't help us to know that.
要是他们吃大便，你或许会知道 大便里有很多大便 You can tell if they ate some shit. There's a lot of shit in that shit.
我错了，这是熊大便 My mistake, this is bear poop.
但那是什么？ What's that, though?
这只是我的 This one's mine.
今晚，我们举办盛宴 Tonight, we feast.
我们需要箭头 We're gonna need some arrowheads.
你的死期到了 This is where you die!
慢点，慢点 Easy, easy.
他逃不远的 He won't get far.
-你射我的牛吗？ -不是 -Did you shoot my cow? -Oh, no.
对，我们是猎人 Yes. Well, we're hunters.
他是猎人，我是工匠 Well, he's a hunter. l'm a maker.
-工匠？ -我会做兽衣和箭 -A maker? -l made this loincloth. l make arrows.
还帮自己的小屋做了架子 l've made a shelf unit for my hut.
我很高兴来到你们这里 l welcome us to you.
-你们是做什么的？ -看起来像什么？ -What do you do? -What does it look like?
-我们是农夫 -他是农夫，我是牧人 -We're farmers. -Well, he's a farmer, l'm a herdsman.
你的工作烂透了 You're a suck is what you are.
-他是我哥该隐，我叫亚伯 -你是烂人 -My brother Cain. I'm called Abel. -You are called "suck".
你又说烂了，那是什么意思？ There you go with that "suck." What does that mean?
烂透了的简称，烂毙了的简称 Short for "suckle." Short for "suckle up."
对上帝来说你烂透了，你是个烂人 You're suckling up to God. You're a suckle-up.
有人生气是因为上帝垂怜我的祭品 Somebody's upset because God looked on my sacrifice with favour.
上帝垂怜我的祭品，我是说… "God looked upon my sacrifice with favour." l mean--
-他真的很烂，对不对？ -很难说，我们刚认识 -ls he a total suck or what? -Hard to say. We just met.
-他真的很烂，对不对？ -很难说，我们刚认识 Why are you bringing these guys in it?
你为什么把他们扯进来？ 他们什么都不知道
-他们住在树林里 -你看？ -They live in a tree. -Oh, see?
拜托，你就是得比其他人厉害 l mean, come on. You just gotta be so superior to everyone else.
不，但是比你厉害 No, but superior to-- Than you.
厉害，等我打你时，看谁比较厉害 Superior-- Let's see how superior you are when l kick your ass.
-是吗？ -你要比一场吗？ -Oh, yeah? -You want some of that?
-对，没错 -各位 -Yes, l do. -Guys.
-我就在这里，来啊 -不，拜托 -l'm right here. l'm right here. -No, come on.
这个自大的混蛋侮辱了你 我要他尝尝代价 No. This smug asshole insulted you, and l want him to take it back.
-我们没被侮辱 -你逼我试试看 -We're not that insulted. -Why don't you make me?
不，两位，你们是兄弟，放轻松点 No, no. Boys, boys. You are brothers. Let's just relax...
我们看远一点… ...and let's all just get some perspective--
好，好，我们就要这么做 就要这么做… Yeah. Yeah. That's how we do it. That's how we do it. That's--
-这就是我们的规矩 -对，没错 -There are rules that we abide by. -Yeah, right.
-我们该想想办法吗？ -让他们自己解决 -Should we do something? -Just let them settle it.
我跌倒了 l tripped.
我猜已经解决了 Well, l guess that settles it.
-什么？ -没什么 -What? -Nothing.
他没事，他只是在睡觉 lt's-- He's all right. He's just-- He's resting.
他打架打累了 Well, he's tuckered out from the fight.
对，对，你知道吗？ Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's-- You know what?
我们用些土和稻草盖着他 Let's cover him up with a little dirt and some straw...
让他保持温暖，等他醒来… ...to keep him warm until he wakes up and....
亚伯，你对我的脚做了什么？ 玩负鼠游戏吗？ Hey. Abel, what are you doing with my foot? Playing possum?
住手，他在掐我 Hey. Oh, hey, stop it. He's choking me.
住手，亚伯，你想掐死我吗？ Stop it, Abel. Are you trying to choke me to death, Abel?
〝对，该隐，没错〞拜托，住手 "Yes, Cain, l am." Come on, stop it!
自我防卫，显然是自我防卫 Self-defence. Clearly. Self-defence.
我做了什么事？ What have l done? What have l done?
我又做了什么事？ 我又做了什么？ What have l done again? What have l done some more?
我又继续做了什么？ What have l continued to do?
各位，我们真的遇到麻烦了 Oh, guys. Guys, we're in some real trouble here.
你说〝我们〞是什么意思？ What do you mean "we"?
我不是想推卸责任 不过是你打他的 l don't wanna play the blame game but you hit him.
不，你们有两个人，我只有一个人 No, no, no. There's two of you and there's one of me.
-你们可以阻止我 -我不知道你要杀了他 -You could have stopped me. -Didn't know you were gonna kill him.
-你说我是凶手吗？ -我有说吗？ -Are you calling me a murderer? -Did l say that?
那是意外，对吗？ lt was an accident. Right?
对，你拿着石头 Yeah, you were holding a rock...
他一直用脸撞石头 ...and he ran into it with his face repeatedly...
直到他再也醒不过来 ...until he just couldn't pull through.
-这只是恶作剧 -是恶作剧 -lt was horseplay. -lt was horseplay.
这是两个人在恶作剧 lt was two horses playing.
一个人杀了另一个人 One murders the other one....
我们别跟别人提这件意外比较好 Yeah. lt's probably best if we didn't mention this accident to anyone.
因为别人不会理解的，而且… Because, you know, people don't understand, and--
我要跟谁说？ Who am l gonna tell?
我想不到有谁会有兴趣听 l can't think of one who'd be interested.
我只会跟他说，他也是目击者 l'd only tell him and he's a witness as well.
-为什么要提这件事？ -好 -Why even bring it up? -Okay.
-他是自杀 -不然就是找人帮忙 -lt's like he killed himself. -Cry for help, if anything.
好，太好了 All right. Good.
我喜欢你们，真的 我很喜欢你们，真的 l like you guys. l do. l like you guys a lot. l do.
何不来我家吃晚餐？ Why don't you come over to my place for supper?
-我们已经有晚餐计划了 -该死 -We already have dinner plans. -Damn.
你们何不来我家吃晚餐？ Why don't you come over to my place for supper?
我们会去你家吃晚餐 We'll come over to your place for supper.
我们才见你几次？ l mean, how many times do we see you?
-别杀我就好 -不要恶作剧 -Just don't kill me. -No horseplay.
-什么？ -没什么 -What? -Nothing.
这些又大又圆的东西是什么？ What are these big, round things for?
那是轮子，笨蛋，这样车子才会跑 They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.
我觉得自己好像小鸟 l feel like a bird.
往前走 Bring it forth.
你好 Hello.
我快吐了 l'm gonna yak.
你们是怎么了？ Hey. What's wrong with you?
-我帮你撩头发 -太快了 -Let me get your hair. -That was too fast.
该隐，我再问你一次 你弟亚伯呢？ Cain, l ask you again, where is thy brother Abel?
我不知道，我没看到他 l don't know. l haven't really seen him at all.
你们…你们有看到他吗？ Have you-- You guys.... You guys haven't seen him, have you?
-我不知道是谁 -我不…没有… -Don't know who that is. -l don't-- Never--
-我不知道你在说什么 -他叫什么？ -Don't know who you're talking about. -What's his name?
-他一定在某个地方 -我没看到任何人 -Sure he's out there somewhere.... -l haven't seen anybody anywhere.
没机会见到他，他一定很年轻力壮 Never had the pleasure. Sure he's in the prime of his life.
这汤真好喝，真棒 This is good soup. Really good.
你妹妹 莉莉芙说看到你和他在田地上 Lilith said she saw you in the field with him.
老兄，这面包真棒 Oh, man, this bread is good.
真的吗？没错，那是昨天的事 Oh, really? That-- Oh, yeah. No, that was yesterday, right.
不，今天，她说你们都拿出祭品了 No, this day. She said you both made offerings.
-那是波阿斯，对 -不是 -Oh, that was Boaz. Yeah. -No.
-雅弗，是雅弗 -不是 -Japheth. It was Japheth. -No.
-以诺 -不是 -Enoch. -No.
-我确定是吉尔格美斯 -不是 -l'm sure it was Gilgamesh. -No.
-以实玛利 -不是 -lshmael. -No.
-爱兹达亚？ -不是 -Ezidia? -No.
-珍妮佛？ -不是 -Jennifer? -No.
现在我想起来了，确实是提希巴文 Now l'm remembering correctly. lt was Tishbaven.
是你，她说你们看来像在吵架 lt was you. She said it looked like you were arguing.
对，说实话好了 莉莉芙是个爱说谎的贱人 Yeah, well, let's be honest. Lilith is a lying bitch.
我们是兄弟，都会吵架的 这是人的天性 Look, l mean, we're brothers. We're gonna argue, it's human nature.
-哪有完美的家庭 -他的牲畜都没人管 -Show me the perfect family. -His flock goes untended in the field.
好，听着，够了 我是他的监护人吗？ Okay, look. Enough. Am l his keeper?
好，听着，够了 我是他的监护人吗？
别找我麻烦了，老爸 l mean, just get off my back, Father.
但愿你也去死，虽然亚伯根本没死 l wish you were dead too. Even though Abel's not dead at all.
我很担心亚伯，我有很不好的感觉 l fear the worst for Abel. l'm sorely vexed.
欢迎两位留下来过夜 You're welcome to spend this night with us.
你可以和我女儿莉莉芙一起睡 You may lay with my daughter Lilith.
她没有先生 She is without a husband...
而且如上帝所言，要多子多孙 ...and as the Lord said, "Be fruitful and multiply."
那我呢？ What about me?
你可以和我儿子塞特一起睡 You may share the bed of my son Seth.
-爸，谢谢 -走吧 -Thanks, Papa. -Yeah, there you go.
我和羊繁衍后代 l multiplied with sheep.
闻闻看 Smell that.
你好 Hello.
想生孩子吗？ Feeling fruitful?
我的床很小，但欢迎你的加入 我们都是这样的 My bed is small but you're welcome to share it. lt's the way of my people.
这样真的很好 That is such a good way to be.
事实上，我很惊讶你这么漂亮 怎么会一个人睡 ln fact, l'm kind of surprised a pretty girl like you is sleeping alone, anyway.
我以为男生会在门口排队 l'd have thought guys would be lined up at the door.
-我不喜欢男人 -或许… -Oh. l don't like men. -Maybe...
你只是还没遇到对的人 ...you just ain't met the right one yet.
兽衣的魅力 Loincloth rising.
-不，我喜欢女生 -我们有共同嗜好 -No, I like girls. -We have that in common.
不，我只对女生有兴趣 No, l'm attracted to women.
我不懂那是什么意思 l don't even know what that means.
-什么意思？ -我喜欢和别的女人做爱 -What does that mean? -l like to have sex with other women.
对不起，我没听到 我大脑的血液都在下面了 l'm sorry, l wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.
这次真棒 That was a such good one.
好，来了，准备好了吗？ Okay, here we go. Ready, ready?
不，等等 No, wait.
最后一声有点意外，对吗？ Little surprise on the end of that one, right?
-非常好 -还有一个，准备好了吗？ -Very good. -One more, ready?
没事，你要看我耍个把戏吗？ No, we're good. Oh, do you wanna see a trick?
我一定要看吗？ Do l have to?
你弟弟赛特真的非常有趣 Your brother Seth is an interesting guy.
你知道他可以把 自己的鸡鸡放进自己嘴里吗？ Did you know he can put his own penis in his mouth?
我不知道 l did not know that.
全部放进去 Whole thing. Right in there.
昨晚过得很好 lt's been a great sleepover...
谢谢你的粥和衣服 ...and thank you for the gruel and the garb.
Cain.
-大家去哪里了？ -去找你弟亚伯 -Where's everybody going? -To look for thy brother Abel.
-祝他们好运 -什么？ -Good luck. -What?
我说祝他们好运，爸 我真的很担心他 l said, good luck, Father. l'm really worried about him.
你不去吗？ You're not coming?
我要待在这里把苦工做完 l'm just gonna stay here and finish toiling...
-...and then we'll be right behind you. -Good.
-然后我们马上就去找你 -很好
我要去海边，你们应该跟我走 Hey, I'm heading to the coast. You guys should come with me.
我有预感他们要把亚伯死亡事件 全都归咎于你们 They're gonna try to blame this whole Abel-killing business on you.
-为什么要怪我们？ -因为等他们找到他 -Why blame it on us? -When they find him...
看到他的头被打烂了，他们就会找凶手 你们是流浪汉 ...and see his head, they're gonna start pointing fingers. You're drifters.
他们会两两分组 They're gonna put two and two together.
别问那么多问题，我们走了，快… Now stop asking so many questions and let's go. Go, go, go.
该隐，去找他 Cain. After him.
-他们找到我们了 -他们要逃了 -They're gaining on us. -They're getting away.
-吃灰吧，老爸 -这真的太快了 -Eat my dust, Father. -This is really too fast.
-不 -抓紧，抓紧了 -Oh, no, no. -Hold tight. Hold tight.
该隐，正义很快会获得伸张 Cain! My justice will be swift.
不，该死，该隐 No. No! Damn you, Cain.
神现在站在谁那边，老爸？ Who's in God's favour now, Father?
那机率是多少？我是不是很幸运？ What are the odds of that? Hey, am l lucky or what?
你的头在冒烟 Your head's smoking.
没留下疤痕，对不对？ Hey, it didn't leave a mark, did it?
只是有个粉红… 红色的洞 Just a pink, red hole.
-你的头带可以盖住 -好，管他的 -Your bangs are gonna cover it. -All right. Whatever.
这是我见过最大的地方 This is the biggest place l've ever seen.
这叫做城市，行为正常点 lt's called a town. Just act normal.
-你好 -你好，船员 -Hi. -Hello. Greetings, seafarer.
-那不叫正常 -你好 -That's not normal. -Hello.
你别一直跟别人打招呼，很烦人耶 Would you stop saying hi to everybody. lt's annoying.
好，这里是市场 这里是熊熊工作室 All right, this is a market. Over there is a Build-A-Bear.
那家店卖的罐子很棒 这里还有杀手大麻 That's a really good container store. Oh, this place has killer hemp.
-麻烦你 -下一项很罕见 -Yes, please. -Next up is an unusual item.
-他又大又强壮 -是马拉 -He's big. He's strong. -lt's Marlak.
别担心，他不是在打架，只是在玩 Oh, do not worry. He is not fighting, he is having fun.
好，或许他有点忧郁 Okay, maybe he's little bit depressed.
玛雅和伊玛 Maya and Eema.
-柴德 -伊玛 -Zed. -Eema.
-你好 -你好，老天 -Hi. -Hi. Hi. Gosh.
怎么了？你们怎么会来这里？ What happened? How did you get here?
你放了火之后，山上的部落 占领了我们的部落 After the fire that you started, the hill tribes raided the village.
他们把我们抓起来 They held us captive...
然后把我们卖给船上的人 他又把我们带来这里 ...and traded us to the boat people, who brought us here.
像这样遇到你们还真巧 So it's such a coincidence to run into you guys like this here.
-你还认为这是巧合？ -不然呢？ -You think it's a coincidence? -What do you think?
我不确定，但我开始认为 发生这一切都是有原因的 l'm not sure, but I'm beginning to think that everything happens for a reason.
上帝要我拥有分辨善恶的知识 God wanted me to have knowledge of good and evil.
-他为什么要那样？ -为什么认为上帝是男的？ -Why would he want that? -Why are we assuming God's a he?
我不知道该怎么回答 l don't know what to say to that.
开玩笑吗？ You kidding?
无论如何，你们不懂我说的话吗？ Anyway, don't you guys see what l'm saying?
他为什么选择你？ Why would he choose you?
为什么不选个强壮点的？ 像马拉 Why wouldn't he choose someone stronger?
上帝所选的人不一定是强者 我这里很大 Chosen doesn't have to be strong. l'm big like this.
-你有张胖脸 -不是脸，是头脑，大脑 -You have a fat face. -My brain. lt's enormous.
我比你们聪明，只是没说出来 l'm smarter than you are. l don't talk as much.
我是村里最聪明的人 l'm the smartest guy in the village.
我才是村里最聪明的人 l'm the smartest guy that was in the village.
打扰一下，你对奴隶有兴趣吗？ Excuse me, you are interested in some slaves?
是的 Yes.
-这个看起来不错 -她的小朋友也非常好 -This one looks pretty good. -And her little friend. Very good.
-我喜欢它们 -嘿 -Just how l like them. -Hey.
真爱生气 Feisty.
如果我们要她们，该怎么做？ So how do we do this if we want them?
你有钱吗？ You have money?
看你对钱的定义是什么 That depends on what you mean by money.
打扰一下，或许我能帮点忙 Excuse me. Perhaps l could be of some help here.
你们让我和这家伙谈 看看我能不能谈得成 You guys, let me deal with this guy, see if l can work out a deal.
你前额怎么了？ What happened to your forehead?
我没杀我弟，我没有 l didn't murder my brother. l didn't.
好，我只是要… All right, l'm just gonna--
我们会救出你们的，你相信我吗？ We're gonna get you out of this. You trust me?
-我很想相信你 -这就够了 -l want to trust you. -Fair enough.
下一项半价优待，买一送一 Next up is a twofer. lt is two for price of one.
度假愉快 Have a great vacation.
绝对不能相信那家伙 Never trusted that guy.
因为他用石头杀了他弟？ Because he murdered his brother with a rock?
所以你不相信他？你的直觉真准 ls that why you didn't trust him? You got great instincts.
对不起，你的手可以移开一点吗？ Sorry, do you think you could move your hands, please?
可以 Yeah.
-对不起 -谢谢 -Sorry. -Thank you.
恩米巴拉格西，你能过去一点吗？ 我们这边很挤 Enmebaragesi, can you move that way a little bit? We're crowded back here.
好，没问题 现在怎么样？ Oh, yeah, no problem. How's that?
听着，我要你知道 Look, l want you to know...
这一切都是我的错 ...l blame myself for everything that's happened.
-对，每个人都这么想 -离我的女人远一点 -Yeah. So does everybody else. -Stay away from my woman.
不可能的，马拉 Not gonna be possible, Marlak.
她不是你的女人 你不能拥有任何人 She's not your woman. You can't own people.
除了买了我们的人，显然他可以 Except for the guy who bought all of us. Apparently, he can.
-我受够了 -什么？ -That's it. -What?
-我要宰了你！ -〝我要宰了你〞 -l'm gonna kill you! -"l'm gonna kill you."
你每次都说〝我要宰了你〞 从来没做到 You always say, "I'm gonna kill you" and you never do.
不要乱动 别逼我进去里面 Be still. Don't make me come in there.
我很想看你试试看 l'd like to see you try.
抢走奴隶 Take the slaves!
走 Go!
伊玛，假装豹在追你，快跑 Eema, run like a cougar is chasing you.
-柴德 -伊玛 -Zed! -Eema.
过来，你们两个 Come here, you two.
跑… Go, go, go, go.
长官，我们要追奴隶吗？ Sir, shall we pursue the slaves?
让沙漠制服他们，他们跑不远的 Let the desert have them. They won't get far.
是，长官 Yes, sir.
-长官，有命令吗？ -告诉奴隶们 -Orders, sir? -Tend to the slaves.
-我们黎明前出发至所多玛 -是，长官 -We leave for Sodom before daybreak. -Yes, sir.
不知道他们是谁 l wonder who they are.
他们的帽子真棒，对不对？ Their hats are really great, aren't they?
他们的帽子？ Their hats?
当那家伙砍下其他人的头 When that guy cut the other guy's head off...
我才不会想到什么帽子 ...l wasn't thinking about what a great hat.
我不是先想到这个 但要是说我没想到，那就是说谎 lt wasn't my very first thought, but l'd be lying if l said it wasn't up there.
我只是想设法弄到一顶 l'm just saying, if l can snag one, l'm going to.
现在我得先想办法救出玛雅和伊玛 Now l just have to figure out a way to rescue Maya and Eema.
我们要怎么救她们？ 这些家伙是杀手 How are we gonna rescue them? These guys are killers.
就算是杀手也要睡觉 Even killers have to sleep sometime.
精神好多了 That was refreshing.
可恶 Shit!
他们不见了 They're gone.
我们现在要去哪里？ Now where do we go?
他们说要去所多玛 我们也去所多玛 They said they were going to Sodom. We're going to Sodom.
我觉得我屁股里有沙子 不过也没办法确定 l think l have sand in my ass, but there's no way of knowing for sure.
等我们到所多玛再帮你看看 l'll take a look in it when we get to Sodom.
我们该弄些祭品吗？ We making a burnt offering or something?
对，以撒，如神的指令 Yes, lsaac. As God has commanded me.
但我没看到有羊 But l don't see the sheep anywhere.
主，主会给我们羊，吾儿 The Lord. The Lord shall provide the sheep, my son.
怎么了？你要变魔术吗？ What is this? ls this some sort of magic trick?
算是，算是 ln a way. ln a way.
如果这是因为我没打扫帐篷 我道歉 lf this is because l didn't clean up my tent, I'm sorry.
等我回家我马上扫 l'll do it right when l get home.
爸，你为什么这么做？ Oh, Dad, why are you doing this?
以撒，主对我下了指示 我必须遵从他 The Lord has spoken unto me, Isaac, and l must obey him.
要是主叫你跳下悬崖 你也会跳吗？ lf the Lord told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it?
-以撒，原谅我 -老天 -Forgive me, lsaac. -My God.
住手，你要对那孩子做什么？ Stop! What are you doing with that kid?
-没什么 -没什么？ -Nothing. -Nothing?
这是我儿子，我们在玩游戏 This is my son, sir. We were playing a game.
好吗？这叫烧烧切切 All right? lt's called Burny Burny Cut Cut.
才不是，你要杀了他 You weren't. You were gonna kill him.
我不是要杀他，我是拿他当祭品 l was not going to kill him. l was going to sacrifice him.
-这有很大的差异 -对他来说都一样 -There is a tremendous difference. -Not to him.
但尔等凭什么介入？ 尔等是主派来的吗？ By what right dost thou interfere? Art thou sent by the Lord?
对，事实上，我是的 Yes. As a matter of fact, l am.
-是，此话当真？ -的确，是的 -Aye. Aye, verily, thou art. -Verily. Yea.
汝为永恒者派来阻挡我的手 Thou were sent by the Eternal One to stay my hand.
-没错 -这是以撒 -All of that. -This is lsaac.
我叫亚伯拉罕，拿鹤家，他拉之子 And l am Abraham, the son of Terah of the House of Nahor.
我们和拿鹤家隔两户 我们是拿鹤的邻居 We were two doors down from Nahor. We were Nahor's neighbours.
我叫柴德，柴火之子 And l am Zed, son of Zero.
他叫欧仔，欧之子，来自棒粪家族 And this is Oh, son of Ooh from the House of Sticks and Dung.
我家族的帐篷就在前方 The tents of my kinsmen lie just beyond.
来，来，我的朋友 Come. Come, my friends.
我们是希伯来人 We are the Hebrews.
正直的民族，但很不擅长运动 A righteous people, but not very good at sports.
这边走，朋友，来 This way, friends. Come.
兄弟们 Brothers, brothers.
让我们感谢主你的神 Let us give thanks unto the Lord thy God...
在今天这个非常的日子里 在山上拉住了我的手 ...for staying my hand on the mountain this very day.
赞美上帝，颂扬他的名 Praise be to God, hallowed be his name.
我们也赞美他 And let us also praise him...
慷慨赠与我们的一切 ...for the bounty which he hath bestowed unto us.
他让我们更富有 He hath increased our wealth...
而且祝福我们… ...and blessed us with--
谢谢，谢谢你，真多好东西 Thanks. Thank you. A lot of loving things.
-谢谢你们的仁慈 -对 -Kind loving kindness. -Yeah.
朋友，从何而来？ Friends, whence comest thou?
-他想知道你们从哪里来的？ -尔等非来自… -He wants to know where you're from. -Thou comest not from...
平原的各城，而是所多玛与蛾摩拉 ...the Cities of the Plain, from Sodom and Gomorrah.
-听说过，没去过 -很棒吗？ -Heard of them, never been there. -Are they nice?
很棒吗？ "Are they nice"?
那里被上帝诅咒许久 They have been cursed for all time by the Lord thy God...
-因为他们的罪恶 -我不知道 -...for their abominations. -l did not know that.
他们崇拜偶像 而且在其他伪神前屈膝 They worship idols and they bow down before false gods.
-真可恶 -很糟糕 -Abdominal. -lt's the worst.
那里的人软弱无用 The men of that city are weak and soft...
吃太多而发胖，因喝酒而中毒 ...fat with rich food, intoxicated by strong drink.
我没听到有什么不好的地方 l'm not hearing the bad part.
女人都是妓女 The women are whores.
他们无耻，不知道节制 Their shameless lust knows no bounds.
他们炫耀他们的肉体 They flaunt their flesh...
任何认识他们的男人 只要愿意就能上床 ...and any man may have knowledge of them whenever he so chooseth.
哪个城市的妓女最多？ Which one of the two cities has the most whores?
我们要知道 才能特别避开那里 Just so we know to stay away from that one especially.
汝不可行罪恶之道 Walk you not the path of Sodom.
上帝曾对吾言 For the Lord thy God has said unto me...
他将遣圣火摧毁该城 ...that he shall send a holy fire to destroy that city...
所有邪恶之人也将被毁灭 ...and all who dwell within for their iniquity.
他将惩罚他们 He shall smite them.
他们，与他们的子嗣 Them, and all of their seed.
你觉得什么时候会开始惩罚？ So when do you think this smiting's gonna go down?
-因为我们在那里有朋友 -他们的命运已定 -Because we have some friends there. -Their fate is sealed.
但我的信仰与虔诚 But for my faith and devotion...
唯一真主… ...that self-same God...
已应允我这片土地 ...has promised unto me the whole of this land.
从北方的戈兰高地到南方的西奈 From the Heights of Golan in the north to the Sinai in the south.
从约旦河到大海 From the river of Jordan to the great sea.
-这都是你的地？ -直到永远 -This is all your land? -For all of eternity.
但显然上帝忘了告诉别人 But apparently God forgot to tell anyone else.
我们每天都在和别人打仗 We're at war with someone every other day.
抱歉，我和我的家族 已征服我们的敌人 Excuse me. l and my kinsmen have vanquished our enemies...
藉由全能的上帝之手，上帝祝福 ...by the mighty hand of God, blessed be he.
-赞美他的名 -祝福我们 -Praised is his name... -Unto us.
-荣耀他的仁慈 -丰富的赏赐 -...and glory his graciousness. -Wealthy bounty.
因为，为了表明 我对唯一真主的承诺 Therefore, to signify my covenant with the one true God...
在今天我要割下我阳具的血肉 ...l shall on this day circumcise the flesh of my penis.
而你、你，还有你 每个男人都该出席 And of you. And you, and of you, and every male who dwelleth hereby.
-什么？ -我不知道你的意思 -Excuse me? -l don't know what you mean.
我们要抓起阳物的包皮 We shall grasp the foreskins of our penises...
然后切下多余的皮肉，阿门 ...and we shall cut therefrom the extra flesh. Amen.
我想我没有多余的 l don't think l have any extra.
-不能打耳洞就好了吗？ -不行 -Couldn't we pierce our ears? -No, no, no.
写下的都应被实践 So it shall be written, and so it shall be done.
我把事情搞清楚 你是嫌你阳具太大？ Let me get this straight. You're saying you have too much cock?
而且你想… And you wanna:
亚伯，今天发生很多事 我们都喝了很多… You know, Abe, it's been a long day, we've all had a lot to drink...
我知道包皮这件事 现在听起来是个好主意 ...and l know that this foreskin thing sounds like a good idea now...
但你或许想睡一觉再说 ...but you might wanna sleep on it.
我们可以等早上再割 We can always cut it off in the morning.
要是我们现在切了 就没办法再拼回去了 But if we do it now, there's just no way to get it back on there.
不，相信我 这一定会非常非常好看的 No, no, no, trust me, it's gonna be a very, very sleek look.
这会成为潮流 我去拿我最好的刀子 This is gonna catch on. l'm gonna go get my good knife.
在这里等等 我马上回来切你的小弟弟 Just wait right there. l'll be right back to cut your penises.
不是全切，你知道的，只切一点点 Not the whole thing, you understand. Just the very tip.
切完后，我们再来喝酒 吃海绵蛋糕 And after, we're all gonna have wine and sponge cake.
你知道我们要去哪里吗？ Do you have any idea where we're going?
去所多玛 我们要去救玛雅和伊玛 Going to Sodom. We have to save Maya and Eema.
他说上帝要用圣火摧毁所多玛 He said that God was gonna smite Sodom with holy fire.
上帝也叫他把小弟弟顶端切下来 God also told him to chop off the tip of his dick.
爸，不要，不要 Dad, no! No! No!
听着，我想过了 阳具顶端是什么？ So listen, l've been thinking, what constitutes the tip of the penis?
因为他的定义可能和我的不一样 Because his definition might not be the same as mine.
-如果顶端是你最喜欢的部分呢？ -你只有顶端 -What if the tip is your favourite part? -The tip is your only part.
出来 Come out here.
你逮到我了 Hey, you caught me. Guilty.
你来这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
-我要跟你们一起走 -你又不知道我们要去哪里 -l'm gonna come. -You don't know where we're going.
-你们要去所多玛，对吗？ -不是 -You're going to Sodom, right? -No.
你以为我有多笨？ 我爸提到所多玛后 How stupid you think l am? You've had a boner for Sodom...
你的小弟弟就有反应了 要是我带你去，就给我喝酒 ...since my dad mentioned it. lf l take you, get me some wine.
你不会太年轻吗？ Aren't you a bit young?
你想和这小女孩鬼混？ Do you like hanging out with this little girl?
我爸刚刚帮我修包皮 Did you or did you not hear me scream?
My dad just trimmed my dick skin.
所多玛就在那里，邪恶之地 That's Sodom right there. The Unholy Land.
恶魔的游乐园 在那里罪人当家做主 The devil's playground, where the sinners are winners.
我和我朋友周末有时候会溜来这里 Me and my boys sneak in here on the weekends sometimes.
挑几个马子，喝几杯酒，抽几根烟 Pick up on the babes, drink some wine, smoke some herb.
-你不该抽烟的 -爷爷，谢了 -Shouldn't be smoking either. -Thanks a lot, Grandpa.
我已经抽四年了，我想我没问题 l've been smoking for four harvests now, so l think l'm good.
这门还真大 These doors are enormous.
-看来没开，所以… -你只要敲门就好 -lt looks like they're not open, so-- -You just gotta knock.
-他们都会让我进去 -去敲门 -They let me in all the time. -Yeah, knock.
-你为什么不敲？ -你敲 -Why don't you knock? -You knock.
-要是我们吵醒别人怎么办？ -伊玛和玛雅可能在里面 -What if we're waking somebody? -Eema and Maya might be in there.
我说过我们会救她们 l gave them our word we'd rescue them.
我想我的小弟弟再兴奋些 l want to get my dicky sticky.
-等等 -去求救，跟你爸说 -Halt. Halt. -Get help. Tell your father.
难道我会告诉我爸 我跟你们来所多玛？ Like l'm gonna tell my father l came with you guys to Sodom.
再见了，笨蛋 So long, suckers.
我大概知道他爸为什么想杀他了 l kind of get why his dad wanted to kill him.
进去 Get in.
-怎么回事？ -他们在撞门 -What's this, then? -They were banging on the gate.
-看起来像希伯来人 -我们其实不是希伯来人 -Hebrews from the look of them. -Well, we're not really Hebrews.
我们是希伯来人？ We are Hebrews?
我懂了，不准说话 l get it. No talking.
-要叫醒指挥官吗？ -不 -Should we wake the commander? -Oh, no.
别叫醒指挥官 他被吵醒时会变得很刻薄 Don't want to wake the commander. He gets mean when you wake him.
比这还刻薄？ Meaner than this?
放开他的乳头 Let go of his titty.
对，好了，好了，这招厉害 Yeah. Okay. All right, good one.
外面到底是怎么回事？ What the bloody hell is going on out there?
谁在尖叫？听起来和娘们一样 Who screamed? Sounded like a woman.
不过你不像女人，你想亲我吗？ But you don't look like a woman. You wanna kiss me?
浪漫的那种吻吗？ Like in a romantic way?
到明天早上，你会希望你没出生过 By tomorrow morning, you'll wish you hadn't been born.
-我现在已经有那种感觉了 -是的 -l already feel that way right now. -Yeah.
为什么不找个 和你身材一样的人刁难？ Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
因为我愿意花钱 看你和身材一样的人对打 Because that l would pay to see. You versus a guy your size.
把我的棒子给我 Give me my stick.
凹凹凸凸的，有没有平一点的？ Bumpy. You got a smoother one?
没错 Yeah.
转过去，把手放到桌上 Turn around and put your hands on the table.
快 Now!
我愿意亲你了 l'll take that kiss now.
-从胖子开始 -我只是相对较胖 -We'll start with the fat one. -Relatively fat. l mean....
-欢迎来到所多玛 -我也要玩 -Welcome to Sodom. -Hey, l want a piece of that.
-该隐？ -你认识他们？ -Cain? -You know them?
兄弟 Brothers.
我好想你们，你们两个 答应我，你们不会再离开我 l missed you so much. Oh, you guys. Promise you'll never leave me again.
-真是太神奇了 -对，今天星期一 -This is amazing. -And this is a Monday.
你该看看这里星期四的样子 You should see this place on a Thursday.
-因为星期四是新的星期五 -谢谢你救了我们 -Because Thursday's the new Friday. -Well, thanks for saving us.
-你现在要对我们做什么？ -说什么？有人不高兴吗？ -What are you gonna do to us now? -Excuse me? Do l detect a tone here?
你确实有把我们卖给奴隶贩啊 You did sell us into slavery.
还在记仇？那是两星期前的事了 Hold a grudge much? That was, like, a fortnight ago.
还不到两个礼拜，才一个礼拜 lt was less than a fortnight. Half a fortnight.
-是七个晚上 -饶了我吧 -lt was a sevennight. -Oh, give me a break.
我还要面对很亲近的… l was dealing with the death...
家人死亡的事实，我需要点空间 ...of a close, personal family member and l needed some space.
不过现在我知道 你们就像我的亲生兄弟一样 But hey, now l realise that you guys are like my real brothers.
有个你很爱，但不想杀他的兄弟 真的很难得 And it's so rare to have a brother that you love and don't wanna kill.
对，对，对 Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
谁饿了？ Hey, who's hungry?
-我饿了 -别杀我 -l'm hungry. -Don't kill me.
是吗？好 Yeah? Okay.
打扰一下，我… Excuse me, l was....
好，你退了两步，快一点 Yeah, that's two for flinching. Hey, let's go.
给你们，现在我们扯平了 Here. Now we're even.
你看对面那个女人，她在看我们 Check out the woman across the way. She's looking at us.
她正用她的眼神勾引我们 She's totally eye-knowing us with her eyes right now.
她快让那根香蕉变硬了 Well, she's really making that banana last.
-去跟她说话 -我现在有女朋友了 -Go talk to her. -l kind of have a girlfriend right now.
我想娶的女人 A girl that l'm going to marry.
等我力量够强大了 我要让她当我老婆，让她当我女友 Make my wife, make her my girlfriend one day when l get enough strength.
在所多玛城墙里发生的事 What transpires within the confines of the walls of Sodom...
就留在所多玛的城墙里 ...stays within the confines of the walls of Sodom.
如果你们要待在这里 就要加入警卫的行列 lf you guys are gonna stay here, you should join the guard.
-嘿？ -嘿什么嘿？ -Hey! -Hey, hey what, hey? Huh? Yeah.
薪水不是很好，不过津贴 让你荷包满满 l mean, the pay's not great but the perks, tons of them.
我跟你说，这是唯一的方法 快点，我们去找警卫官谈 l'm telling you, it's the only way to go. Come on, let's go talk to the sergeant.
-我们走 -快点 -Let's go. -Hurry now.
太棒了，我看起来如何？ This is great. How do l look?
我看不到了，这太大了 不知道有没有小一点的 l can't see. This is too big on me. l wonder if I can get a smaller size.
管帽子的人应该在附近 Yeah, someone's gotta be the hat person around here.
-去找… -打扰一下 -Find a.... -Excuse me.
我的头盔太大了，看起来真的很蠢 Hey, my helmet is way too big for me. lt looks really silly.
-有没有小一点的？ -列队 -Think l can get a smaller one? -Line up!
-你在做什么？进队伍去 -等等，他不是… -What are you doing? ln the line. -Wait, he's not....
进队伍去，面向前 ln the line. Face forward in the line.
-各位 -我不知道去哪里… -Guys. Guys? -l don't know where to....
-各位 -你也是 -Guys. -You too!
-各位 -找个洞，你这笨蛋 -Guys. -Find a hole, you stupid bastards.
-很简单，对不对？ -我不觉得 -lt's kind of obvious, isn't it? -Not to me.
士兵，亮出武器 Soldiers. Present arms.
我没拿到剑，只有剑鞘 l never got a sword. l only got the holder.
我不知道那是做什么的 l didn't know that that's what it was for.
-就这样？走来走去就好？ -对，差不多 -So this is it? We just walk around? -Yeah, pretty much.
找制造麻烦的人 Just look for troublemakers.
要是你看到小偷或扒手 就把他们痛打一顿 lf you see a thief or a pickpocket, we'll slap them around a little bit.
或许切下一根指头，有时候切鼻子 Maybe cut off a finger, you know, or tip of the nose sometimes.
下嘴唇，只要能用流畅的动作 抓起来切掉的都可以 Lower lip. Just anything you can grab and slice in one fluid motion.
听起来很严厉 lt seems kind of harsh.
只要记得，是皇宫付钱给我们 不是人民，快点 Hey, just remember it's the palace that pays us, not the people. Come on.
喂我们吃饭 Feed us!
过去十天献祭了六次，还是不下雨 Six sacrifices in the last 1 0 days and still no rain.
陛下，街上兴起改革声浪 Majesty, there's talk of revolution in the streets.
油和谷物都缺货了，价格飙涨 Oil and grain are scarce, prices are high.
饥饿的农民涌入城市寻找食物 Starving peasants are pouring into the city in search of food.
我们可能会发生暴动 We could actually have a riot on our hands.
贫穷人是爱抱怨，但他们天生如此 Poverty has a bitter taste, but it is a flavour they are born to.
这是神的旨意 内脏占卜结果如何？ lt is the will of the gods. What do the entrails predict?
肝脏有灰色条纹，这不是好迹象 Well, the liver is streaked with grey, which is not a good sign...
但他的直肠已经完全毁坏 ...but his poor rectum is absolutely pulverized...
这对这区的羊来说很不寻常 ...which is not unusual for a sheep in this region.
生殖器非常巨大 The genitals are enormous.
这没有特别意义，我只是做个评论 That's of no significance, l'm just commenting.
如果你看看这个肠子 lf you do look at this intestine...
他的大肠呈现一个弧型 ...his large intestine is arranged in an arc...
而这两颗巨大的羊睾丸就像眼睛 ...then the two massive balls of the sheep are like eyes.
在我看来像个笑脸 让我觉得很开心 To me, l see a happy face. That makes me happy.
什么意思？ What does it mean?
可能表示以前的朋友或爱人 会有意外的拜访 Well, could mean a surprise visit from a former friend or sweetheart.
或是你将进行长途的海上旅程 Or that you're going on a long sea voyage.
我能跟吗？我没上过船 Could l come? l've never been on a boat.
你怎么成为最高祭司的？ How did you become high priest?
我是你太太的哥哥 l'm your brother-in-law.
或许是时候换个最高祭司了 Perhaps it's time for a new high priest.
或许还不是换新祭司的时候 Perhaps it's not time for a new high priest.
那是个警告 Let that be a warning to you.
下次，我会朝你的脸射出一道闪电 Next time, I shall hurl a lightning bolt right in your face.
或是火球 Or a fireball.
你知道所多玛最棒的是什么吗？ 鸡奸 And you know what's the best part about Sodom? The sodomy.
我请你们去 You guys are in for a treat.
趴下 Down.
你看到那女生了吗？ Did you see that girl?
那是伊南娜公主 That was Princess lnanna.
她超辣，但想都不要想 She's totally hot. Don't even think about it.
为什么？ Why not?
为什么？因为她是皇室 你只是个野蛮人 Why? Because she's royalty and you're a caveman.
大家要去哪里？ Where's everybody going?
去神庙，你们一定要来看看 To the temple. You guys have to see this.
-她也会去吗？ -对，大家都会去 -Will she be there? -Yeah, everyone'll be there.
她在那里 There she is.
公主不吃东西 The princess isn't eating.
这么多人处于饥饿，我食不下咽 l find it hard to eat when so many are hungry.
-你不能一直捱饿 -为什么不行？ -You can't keep starving yourself. -Why not?
其他人都在捱饿 现在在我旁边的人除外 Everybody else is starving. Present company excluded.
说话小心点，公主 Careful, princess.
你是我的继女，但现在时机危急 You may be my stepdaughter, but these are dangerous times...
-你的话也很危险 -随便啦 -...and those are dangerous words. -Whatever.
嗨 Hi.
耶 Yeah.
-怎么了？ -他们要挑个处女 -What's happening? -They're picking a virgin.
拜托，如果你是处女 那我就是沙鼠 Oh, please. lf you're a virgin, then l'm a fuzzy little gerbil.
请你回你的妓院去，快一点，再见 Back to the whorehouse with you. Quick as a bunny. There you go.
他们要处女做什么？ What do they need a virgin for?
-把她丢进火里，你新来的吗？ -什么？为什么？ -To throw her in the fire. Are you new? -What? Why?
献给上帝 An offering to the gods.
-真的？ -现在有饥荒 -Are you serious? -There's a famine going on...
所以如果我们的祭品够好 ...so if we make a good enough sacrifice...
天神就会赐给我们雨水 有了雨水才有收获 ...then the gods give us rain. You get rain, you get harvest...
有了收获才有食物 你知道什么是食物，对吗？ ...you get harvest, you get food. You know what food is?
对，你知道食物 Yeah, you know food.
所以他们把处女丢进火里 就会下雨了吗？ So they're gonna throw a virgin into the fire so that it rains?
不然你以为雨是哪来的？ 云吗？ Where do you think rain comes from? Clouds?
我六岁的小孩都知道 My 6-year-old knows.
-嘿，要怎么让天空下雨？ -烧死处女 -Hey, how do you get rain? -Burn a virgin.
我没想到 那会跟这有关连… l didn't think it was anything related to--
对，对 〝我没想、我没想〞 Yeah, yeah. "I didn't think, l didn't think."
是从上帝和被烧死的处女 那里来的 lt's the gods and it comes from virgins being burned.
我做了什么冒犯你的事吗？ Did l do something to offend you?
我来这里占了个看献祭的好位置 你却毁了它 l come here, I get a great seat at the sacrifice, and you're ruining it.
在我看来，这是在浪费超棒的处女 Seems like a waste of a perfectly good virgin to me.
两位？我想和我的家人 一起观看献祭 Hey, guys? l'm trying to enjoy the sacrifice with my family.
你介意吗？你介意吗？ Do you mind? Do you mind?
为了表达对众神的爱 For the love of the gods...
我们将这位美丽的女人 ...we commit this fair maiden...
献给摩洛的圣火 ...to Moloch's holy fire.
处女一定都是女生吗？ These virgins, it's always a girl?
我真的很为她高兴 她一直都是第二名 l'm really happy for her. She was always the runner-up.
真正的成功故事 True success story.
大人，公主想见你 My lord, the princess wishes to see you.
我？那我朋友呢？ Me? What about my friend?
我们能两个一起去吗？ Can the two of us come? We're a pair.
对，我们三个就像是一对的 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The three of us are like a pair.
不，你不行，你们两个跟我来 No, not you. The two of you, follow me.
太好了 Great.
-我会试着帮你说话 -好，一定要 -l'll try to put a good word in for you. -Yeah, do.
要是我们再也见不到你 绝不是因为我们避着你 lf we never, ever see you again, it's not because we're avoiding you.
别忘了我 Don't forget about me.
这是太监赛夫提，你跟他走 This is Zaftig, the eunuch. You, go with him.
我不能跟他走吗？ Oh, can't l go with him?
-为什么？他是你的爱人吗？ -不，我们只是朋友 -Why? ls he your lover? -No, we're just friends.
真奇怪，我们都是男生 That would be weird. We're both guys.
-跟我来 -你是做什么的？ -Come with me. -What do you do?
我九岁就进宫做太监 l've been a palace eunuch since l was 9 years old.
-我要怎样才能成为太监？ -他们会切掉你的睾丸 -How would l become a eunuch? -They cut off your testicles.
为什么都要切掉生殖器？ Why all the genital mutilation?
你可以保留他们 我就一直留着我的在身边 Well, you get to keep them. l always keep mine close at hand.
你想看看吗？ Would you like to see?
不想 No.
我能请教你的意见吗？ Can l ask your opinion?
你有什么想法？要不要有马尾？ What do you think? Ponytail or no ponytail?
-我不知道，我也不在乎 -好，我只是想知道 -l don't know and l really don't care. -Okay. l just wanted to know...
所多玛的小姐们 现在喜欢什么，可是… ...what the ladies of Sodom were into nowadays, but....
这派对真是疯狂 This party is insane.
比较适合把头发放下来 lt's more of a hair-down kind of scene, l'd say.
嗨 Hi.
一定要试试水果 Be sure to try the fruit.
玛雅，你在这里做什么？ Maya. What are you doing here?
好，我还活着，谢谢你的问候 Okay, l'm still alive, thank you for asking...
而且我还是个奴隶 ...and l'm still a slave.
我本来是要来救你的，真的 所以我们才来这里 l was coming to rescue you. Really. That's why we were here.
-我们本来要来找你的 -是吗？ -We were gonna find you. -Yeah?
你刚刚还在担心你的马尾 You seemed worried about your ponytail just a second ago.
我只是… l was just--
-当然，你又被上帝选上了 -本来就是 -You were just chosen again. -l was.
我想加入你狂欢的行为，但我不能 l would love to join you at this orgy, but l can't...
因为我得去当奴隶了 而且我不能休息 ...because l have to go be a slave, and l don't get any breaks.
还有，公主有阴虱 And the princess has crabs.
好，真是热情 Oh, yes, it's steamy.
老天，做得真像 God, that's realistic.
小心点，混蛋 Watch it, jerk.
真的女人，真是… A real woman, that's....
抱歉，小… Oh, excuse me, Miss....
先生，先生，真怪 Ter. Mister. Awkward.
定力真好 Good concentration.
你真行，真的很行 You're good. You're real good.
-喔，是你吗？ -我不该说话，我是雕像 -Oh? ls that you? -l'm not supposed to talk, l'm a statue.
-对，你好金 -都是金漆 -Yeah, you look so gold. -lt's all the gold paint.
-怎么样？ -非常好 -How's it going? -lt's going great.
我刚被一个没蛋蛋的胖子 涂了一身的油漆 l just had my entire body painted by a fat guy with no balls.
-怎么漆的？ -他漆得非常彻底 -Oh, how did that go? -He was extremely thorough.
-你好吗？ -不差 -How's it going with you? -Not bad.
只有一点擦伤和挫伤 但我现在要尝到甜头了 Just had a little rub and scrub. Now l'm up for some grub.
-听起来好淫荡 -嘿 -Sounds luxurious. -Hey.
你记得带着面罩 带我们进来的那个女生吗？ You remember that woman who brought us in with the face dress?
那是玛雅，她在这里工作 而且气色很好 That was Maya. She's working here now and she looks great.
-不过有点生我的气 -伊玛在那里 -Kind of mad at me, though. -And there's Eema.
过来，荡妇 Come here, wench.
我看看裙子怎么了 Let me have a look what's up that skirt.
-对不起，这是意外 -这不是意外 -l'm sorry, it was an accident. -lt was no accident.
你，奴隶，我叫你再去拿酒给我 Hey. You. Slave girl. l told you to fetch me more wine.
-快跟这个官员道歉 -对不起 -Apologise to this officer now. -l'm sorry.
很好，快去拿酒 在那个瘦铜像旁等我 Good. Now go fetch. Wait over there by the skinny statue.
我晚点再找你算帐，快去 l'll deal with you later. Go!
奴隶，你能拿他们怎么办？ Slaves. What are you gonna do?
等一等 Wait a minute.
我认识你吗？ Don't l know you?
-你疯了吗？ -我才不要服侍这些人 -What are you, crazy? -l will not serve these people.
-我宁愿死掉 -继续这样你就会死掉 -l'd rather die. -Keep it up. You will.
你在这干嘛？你加入他们了？ Have you joined them?
我没加入什么，我也不觉得开心 l haven't joined anything. l'm not having fun.
我只是去察看，这里有很多事要学 l'm just checking it out. A lot to learn here.
-什么？人体献祭？ -不，不要人体献祭 -What, human sacrifice? -No. No human sacrifices.
我想我被上帝选来做些好事 l've been chosen to do something great.
对，又来了 Yeah, here we go.
我很确定不是猎猪或编篮子 l'm pretty sure it's not hunting pigs and weaving baskets.
-是吗？ -玛雅你好 -Oh? -Hello, Maya.
她想见你，现在 She wants to see you. Now.
别以为我对她有兴趣 Don't think l'm interested in her.
-我为什么要那么想？ -那是我计划的一部分 -Whyever would l think that? -lt's part of my plan.
我要尽快让我们离开这里 l'm gonna get us out of here soon as l can.
-公主在等你 -我也在等她 -The princess awaits you. -And l await her.
你们两个，等我，别惹麻烦 继续当金人 You two, await me. Stay out of trouble. Stay gold.
他不知道他在做什么，对不对？ He has no idea what he's doing, does he?
-很高兴在这场合看到你 -我也很高兴看到你 -lt's nice to see you like this. -lt's nice to see you too.
我们可以找点事做 你什么时候下班？ We should do something. When do you get off?
-永远不会下班，我是奴隶 -对，当然了 -Never. I'm a slave. -Oh, yeah, of course.
奴隶，把毛巾给我 Slave girl, bring me a towel.
对，我该去当奴隶了 Yeah, l should go be a slave.
我要想个特别的姿势了 l'm gonna strike a specific pose, l guess.
-好 -我爱你 -Okay. -l love you.
你，金男孩，过来 You there. Golden boy. Come here.
帮我擦油 Rub me with oil.
要是你不介意的话我想拒绝 那不是… l'd rather not, if you don't mind. That's not--
我不是负责擦油的，我只是警卫 l'm not one of the oil rubbers, l'm just a guard.
帮我擦油，不然就死 Rub me with oil or die.
-够了吗？ -再多点，像涂鸡一样 -ls that enough? -Much more. Baste me like a chicken.
好，倒满我全身，你这小铜骚货 Oh, yes. Pour it all over me, you little bronze bitchlet.
好了，全部倒完了 Yeah, okay. You got the whole thing on you now.
太棒了，我喜欢 Marvellous, l love it.
好，晚安，很高兴为您服务 All right, well, have a good evening. l'm glad l could help you out.
现在涂匀 Now rub it in.
用我的手？ With my hand?
不，用你的阴囊，当然是用你的手 No. With your nutsack. Of course, with your hand.
好 Oh, yes.
好，油腻腻的油 Oh, yes, the oily oiliness.
珍贵的麝香，滑溜油腻的油 The musky, precious, smoky, oily oiliness.
对，没错，老天，在我身上画图 Yes, that's right. Oh, God, paint a picture on my body.
-用我的乳头说故事 -好 -Tell a story on my nipples. -Yeah.
没错，带我到烟雾弥漫的 幼发拉底河 That's right, take me down the smoky Euphrates.
做些你以后会觉得丢脸的事 Do something you'll be ashamed of later...
你这淘气的小羊 好，迷惑这条蛇 ...you naughty little goat. All right, charm the snake.
-伊玛 -就像这样，打我 -Eema. Hey.... -Oh, just like that. Now slap me.
-This isn't what it looks like. -My tummy. Go ahead, slap me.
-事实不是这样的 -我的肚子，快，打我
-打我，打我肚子 -不，没关系，我懂 -Slap me. Slap the tummy. -No, it's fine. l mean, l understand.
快点，我喜欢，你真有天赋 Go on. l love it, l love it. Oh, you're very gifted.
不，我只是在这位先生胸口擦油 伊玛 No, no, no. l'm just rubbing oil on this man's chest. Eema.
天分，我不知道 你真的挺有天分的 A gift. l don't know, you've got some sort of gift.
-祝你好运 -听着，玛雅，玛雅 -Good luck. -Look, Maya. Maya.
过来我身边 Come to me.
很美，对吗？ Beautiful, isn't it?
可以看到山丘上的蛾摩拉 You can see Gomorrah just over the hill.
对，双子城 Yep. Twin cities.
有人认为上帝将铲平这两个地方 People think that the gods are gonna wipe them out...
-因为它们太邪恶了 -你认为呢？我邪恶吗？ -...because they're so evil. -And what do you think? Am l evil?
我还不了解你，但你看起来不邪恶 Well, l don't really know you, but you don't look evil.
你觉得我有魅力吗？ Do you find me attractive?
是的 Yeah.
我问你一件事 Let me ask you one thing.
你这种女生为什么 会找上我这种男生？ What would a girl like you want with a guy like me?
我不知道，我觉得你很有趣 l don't know. l just find you interesting.
他们说这是众神的旨意 They say it's the will of the gods...
一群人统治时，必有另一群人受苦 ...that some men should suffer while others rule.
我们只是自己命运的受害者 That we're all just victims of our own fate.
我到今天早上才相信 l believed that until this morning...
当我看到你站在队伍里 我就告诉自己 ...when l saw you standing up alone in the square and l said to myself:
对，终于，这个男人 拒绝对任何事物曲膝 "Yes! Finally, here's one man who refuses to bow down to anything.
他有勇气质疑事物的秩序 A man with the courage to question the order of things.
神所选的人，他将做出伟大之事 A man chosen by the gods to do something great."
我也正是这么想 That's exactly what l've been thinking.
你一定不相信发生在我身上的事 You would not believe the stuff happening to me.
-我只是不知道原因 -我知道原因 -l just didn't know why. -l know why.
为了带你来这里，到这个地方 到我身边 To bring you here. To this place. To me.
我非常同意 l could not agree more.
我想更同意一点，但我办不到 因为这是我最同意的程度了 l'm trying to agree more, but l can't, because that's how much l agree.
来 Come.
你一定很难了解… This must be difficult for you to understand...
但我的人生都奉献于服务神祇 ...but my life is devoted to the service of the gods...
也奉献给人民，我无视自己的需要 ...and the good of the people. l keep nothing for myself.
-你真是非常无私 -我无私，是吗？ -That's very unselfish of you. -lt is unselfish of me, isn't it?
你这么年轻，就这么敏锐 You're so perceptive for one so young.
-对，那些门通往哪里？ -在这些门后… -Yeah. What are those doors there? -Behind these doors...
是至圣所，神祇在尘世的处所 ...is the Holy of Holies, earthly domain of the gods.
超凡的神圣之地，力量强大… A place so ineffably sacred, so powerful...
只要一进去就会立即死亡 ...that to enter is instant death.
-谁负责打扫？ -不需要打扫 -Who cleans it? -Needs no cleaning.
总会让人想到打造它的人 Kind of makes you think about the people that built it.
他们是不是立即死亡… Like, did they die instantly...
或许众神还仁慈地… ...or were they given a courtesy second...
留一秒让他们离开？ ...to get out of there by the gods?
他们受允完成，得到四秒半 They were allowed to finish, given four and a half seconds...
然后神祇才降临 ...then the gods descended.
-要是虫飞进去呢？ -也会马上死亡 -What if a bug goes in there? -lnstant death for the bug.
所以里面都是死虫子？ 因为没人打扫 Are there dead bugs all over? Because nobody cleans it.
他们马上就蒸发了 They're vapourized immediately...
因为有神圣的蒸气火束 ...by a holy beam of vapoury fire vapour.
-我们能进去吗？ -我刚说了 -Can we go in? -l just told you.
进去就会立即死亡 你这迷人的小傻瓜 To enter is instant death, you gorgeous little dunce.
连探个头也不行？ Can't even poke our heads in?
你真是年轻又好奇，是不是？ You're so young and curious, aren't you?
你什么都想了解、想尝试、想探索 You want to know it all and taste it all, explore it all, be it all...
想跳舞、想吸吮，是不是？ ...dance with it all, suck it all, don't you?
我说个谜语给你猜 l've got a riddle for you.
两只拇指… What has two thumbs...
又渴望在哪里抹油？ ...and is desperate for another hot-oil rub?
-哪里？ -这个人 -What? -This person.
快点，我们走 Come on. Let's go.
-过来，快过来 -没有问题 -Come. Come quick. -That will not be a problem.
我们来这里做什么？ What are we doing here?
我要你进入至圣所 l want you to enter the Holy of Holies.
还真是巧 Oh, that is quite a coincidence...
因为我希望你坐在至阳所上 ...because l want you to sit on the Poley of Poleys.
-不，至圣所在那里 -我以为你是说… -Oh, no. That's the Holy of Holies. -l thought you were talking about--
你得进到里面和众神对话 You have to go in there and speak to the gods.
-神在里面？ -他们是这么说的 -The gods are in there? -So they say.
只有最高祭司进去过 The only one who goes in there is the high priest.
他们说其他人进去就会立即死亡 They say it's instant death for anyone else to enter.
-那我为什么要进去？ -因为你是上帝所选之人 -Then why am l going in? -Because you've been chosen.
如果上帝要你死 他们早就杀死你了 lf the gods wanted you dead, they would've killed you already.
-没错 -这就是你被选上的理由 -Right. -This is what you've been chosen for.
去和众神对话，了解他们的目的 To speak to the gods, divine their purpose...
请求他们结束这场可怕的饥荒 ...and plead with them to end this terrible famine.
然后再回来告诉我 里面是怎么样的 Then come back out and tell me what it's like inside.
-好 -好 -Okay. -Okay.
没错 Right.
我很确定我被选上了 但我不是确定的确定 l'm pretty sure l'm chosen, but l'm not "sure" sure.
你是被选择之人 You're chosen.
好，我要进去了 但你要帮我做件事 Okay. l'm gonna go in, but you gotta do something for me.
-你要放了我的朋友 -没问题 -You gotta let my friends go. -Anything.
别杀我，别杀我，别杀我 Don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me--
起来，你看起来很好笑 Get up. You look ridiculous.
-欧仔？你在这里做什么？ -我在躲最高祭司 -Oh? What are you doing here? -l'm hiding from the high priest.
过去两个小时，我一直在帮他擦油 l spent the last two hours rubbing oil on him.
那是胸毛吗？ ls that chest hair?
不全是，但别问了，好吗？ Not all of it. Just don't ask, okay?
我分不清对错了 l've lost my sense of right and wrong.
你进来怎么没被烤焦？ How did you get in here without getting fried?
-我不知道，你呢？ -因为我是上帝所选之人 -l don't know. How did you? -Because I'm a chosen.
或许上帝不杀你的原因是 他知道你是我的随从 Probably why God didn't kill you: He knew you were my follower.
-我不是你的随从 -那你为什么一直跟着我？ -l'm not your follower. -Why are you always following me?
我不是跟着你，我只是步伐一样 走在你后面而己 l'm not following you. I walk behind you at the same pace as you.
不是跟着你，我可以从后面带路 Not following. l could be leading from the rear.
拜托，是我带路，一直都是这样 Come on. l'm the leader. l always have been.
你还真是会带路 你说会带我们离开这里 Some leader. Told us you were gonna get us out.
-但你却只顾着纵欲 -只顾着纵欲？ -Just been messing around at orgies. -Messing around at orgies?
不，我跟你不同 No, no. l'm not like you.
我没神奇地涂着金漆还很开心 l don't get to prance around in gold paint and have fun.
-我一刻不得闲 -拜托，你一直都很闲 -l have no downtime. -Please. Your whole life is downtime.
你是这么想的吗？ 大家都是这么想的 That's what you think? That's what everybody thinks.
我给你看个东西，看着 l'm about to show you something. Observe.
全能的上帝，或是众神 不管是哪一种 Almighty God, or gods, whatever the case may be...
我要请你帮个忙 ...l need to ask a favour of you.
我知道我搞砸了许多事 l know l've really messed things up...
但我真的需要好好处理这件事 ...but l really need to come through on this one...
我想请你赐给我力量解救我的朋友 ...and l wanna ask you to please give me the strength to free my friends.
-就这样，就这个忙 -该死 -And that's it, that's the favour. -Oh, shit.
还有，如果你能下场雨 And also, if you could just make it rain...
或是毛毛雨，不要叫我们再杀处女 你知道我的意思吗？ ...or like drizzle without us having to kill a virgin, you know what l mean?
因为我们现在很需要处女 Because we need our virgins at the moment.
还有，如果你能给我力量 And also, if you could give me the power...
看穿女人的衣服 又不会让她们知道 ...to see through women's clothing without them knowing...
那就真的太好了 ...that would be really great.
有人吗？ Hello?
你有没有想过这么安静… Hasn't it occurred to you that it might be silent...
是因为上帝不在这里？ 看看周围，这里什么也没有 ...because God is not in here? Look around. There's nothing in here.
那又不能证明什么 或许他刚好离开了 That doesn't prove anything. Maybe he stepped away.
-为什么？ -去拿上帝的东西 -For what? -God stuff.
要是他需要什么，他可以凭空创造 lf he needs something, he can create it from nothing.
要是得一直找东西 那当上帝还有什么意思？ What's the point of being God if you keep running for things?
我把话说清楚，或许上帝不存在 Let me just put something out there. Maybe God doesn't exist.
什么？那一切都是随机发生的？ What? So everything is just random?
那一切就没有意义了 Then nothing would mean anything.
-重点是什么？ -那就是重点 -What would be the point? -That is the point.
根本没意义，真是太愚蠢了 That there's no point? That's stupid.
-你才愚蠢 -不 -You're stupid. -No.
-一定有什么比我更了不起的东西 -没什么比你更了不起 -There's something bigger than me. -There's nothing bigger than you.
-别碰我的肚子来证明 -好 -Don't touch my belly to make a point. -Fine.
-好，对不起，我有男人的身材 -我只是照自己的步调转大人 -Okay. l'm sorry, l have a man's body. -l'm maturing at my own pace.
-你只是嫉妒我 -嫉妒？你是个狗屎艺术家？ -You are so jealous of me. -Jealous? That you're a bullshit artist?
你说话的时候就会吐出狗屎来？ That every time you speak, it's bullshit coming out of your mouth?
如果你和女人上过床 你就会相信上帝了 You would believe in God if you've ever been with a woman.
-我是自愿保持处子身 -不是你自愿的 -l'm a virgin by choice. -Not your choice.
-收回那句话 -我不要 -Take that back. -l won't.
-收回你的话 -收回你的话 -Take back what you said. -Take back what you said.
你说的每句话 Everything you've ever said.
别站这么近 你的肚子不要碰我的肚子 Don't stand close. Get your belly off of my belly.
别碰我的肚子 Don't touch my belly.
我不想和你碰肚子，永远不要 l don't want to touch bellies with you, ever.
收回你说的每一句话 Take everything you've ever said back.
-你失控了 -你这怪物 -You're out of control. -You're a freak.
-别尖叫了 -你这怪物，放开我 -Stop screaming, stop screaming. -You're a freak! Get off me.
我能解决这件事，公主就在外面 l can pull this thing together. The princess is right out there.
如果我演得好 And if l play this right...
我们就能全部离开这里 玛雅和伊玛也可以 ...l'm gonna get us all out of here, Maya and Eema too.
相信我，有点信心 Just trust in me. Have a little faith.
好，但不是为了你，是为了伊玛 而且我累得不想吵了 Fine, but not for you. For Eema. And l'm too tired to argue right now.
我和最高祭司洗了很久的热水澡 我有点晕晕的 l had a long hot bath with the high priest, and l'm lightheaded.
对不起我掐你这么大力 l'm sorry for squeezing you so hard.
走吧，怪胎 Let's go. Freak.
上帝，如果你真的存在 请让伊玛爱上我 God, if you do exist, if you make Eema love me...
我会非常感激的，好吗？ ...l would be very grateful. Okay?
如果你真的存在 lf you do exist.
你们等着要进去吗？ You guys waiting to go in there?
因为我得说，根本没什么 Because l gotta say: Not that big a deal.
如果你看到断掉的阴茎 我们进去时就是那样了 lf you see a broken penis, it was like that when we went in.
抓住他 Seize him.
我被抓了 l'm seized.
但愿是我被倒吊 l wish l was upside down.
看起来很好玩 Looks kind of fun.
好玩吗？ ls it fun?
你不跟我说话了？ So you're not talking to me?
我们不是朋友了 在我为你做这么多之后？ We're not friends anymore, after all l've done for you?
-你为我做了什么？ -我带你出来见世面耶 -What have you done for me? -l brought you out of your shell.
是吗？我喜欢窝在家里 我喜欢我的村庄 Yeah? l liked my shell. l liked the village.
都是你，我才会来这种 兄弟相残的鬼地方 Because of you, l'm in this horrible place where brothers kill brothers...
还会烧女人，还叫人当奴隶 ...and they burn women and they make people slaves.
还有人切下阴茎顶端 People cut off the ends of their penises...
还有睾丸 而且我再也看不到伊玛了 ...and their testicles and l'm never gonna see Eema again...
都是因为你 ...and it's because of you.
请原谅我，你是我最好的朋友 Please forgive me. l mean, you are my best friend.
我讨厌这个世界，我讨厌你 l hate the world! l hate you!
现在我被倒吊着，但我好想尿尿 And now l'm hanging upside down and l really have to pee.
我知道我不完美 l know l'm not perfect.
或许我犯了一些错 但你要知道我是上天所选 And maybe l made a few wrong turns, but you gotta understand l'm chosen.
我有很多责任，你根本无法想像 That's a lot of responsibility. You can't even imagine.
只有你认为自己被上天所选 所以快点闭嘴 The only one that thinks that you're chosen is you. So shut up already!
我会带我们离开这里的 如果这是我能做的最后一件事 l'm gonna get us out of this thing if it's the last thing l do.
这只是我第一个主意 That was just my first idea.
我也接受大家的建议 l'm also accepting ideas.
警卫，倒吊的犯人要尿尿 Guard! The upside down prisoner has to pee!
我尿了 Oh, l'm peeing.
喔，不 Oh, no.
嘴巴闭紧一点 Try to keep your mouth closed.
喔，糟糕，进鼻子了 Oh, no. ln the nose.
我也尿在我脸上过，在妈妈肚子里 Hey, I'm peeing on my face too, on the inside.
我恨你 l hate you.
好好看着，亲爱的 Observe, my dear...
因为是你害死他的 ...since it was you who lured him to his death.
〝因为亵渎上帝的罪 "For the crimes of blasphemy...
异端 ...heresy...
阴谋〞 ...conspiracy...."
-你在想什么？ -〝背叛〞 -What you thinking about? -"Treachery...
〝麻疯〞 ...leprosy...."
我只是想聊一聊 Trying to make conversation.
〝傀儡〞 "Puppetry...
-〝夸饰〞 -今天你的头发真的很漂亮 -...hyperbole...." -Your hair looks really good today.
-上面都是尿 -我想那是秘诀 -l peed all over it. -Then that's the secret, I guess.
〝鸡奸〞 "Sodomy...."
-喔，是〝拒绝鸡奸〞 -好 -Oh, it's "refusal of sodomy." -Yeah!
你能原谅我吗？ Can you just forgive me?
我想我太恨你了 l think l hate you too much.
〝淫荡，还有杀了我哥亚伯〞 "Lechery and the murder of my brother, Abel."
-喔，拜托 -闭嘴 -Oh, come on! -Shut it!
为了这些，还有其他罪状 For these, and other crimes...
犯人应被石击… ...the prisoners shall be stoned...
至死 ...to death!
-等等，我能提个建议吗？ -什么？ -Wait! Can l make a suggestion? -What?
只叫一个人对我们丢石头 Just have one person throw stones at us.
事实上，你应该让我们选 谁对我们丢石头才公平 ln fact, l think it would be fair if you let us choose who gets to stone us.
不，这样说不… No. That doesn't make any--
-我们要那个人 -那个人 -We want that guy. -That guy.
-我？ -就是他 -Me? -That's our stoner.
就因为我是太监 你们就以为我不会丢了吗？ What, just because I'm a eunuch you don't think l can throw?
我让你看看什么叫丢石头 l'll show you throwing.
不…好恶心 No, no. No, no, no! Gross.
他刚把自己的蛋蛋丢到他身上？ 真是特别 Did he just hurl his own ball at him? How spectacular.
不，那不算，那是睾丸 No! That doesn't count. That was a testicle.
我觉得算 l think it counts.
-再选别人 -那白痴在做什么？ -Pick somebody else. -What is that idiot doing?
-我选那个人 -很好 -l pick that guy! -Nice.
-这个人 -不，矮的那个 -This guy? -No, no, the shorter man.
就在他前面 Right in front of him.
这是小孩，这只是小孩 lt's a kid. This is a kid.
又怎样？你对小孩有意见吗？ 这家伙讨厌小孩 So? You got something against kids? This guy hates kids.
-我来打他 -他讨厌小孩 -Let me smite him! -Kid hater!
-投一次 -不，他们是我们的未来 -One shot! -No, they're our future!
好，来… All right. Hey, go ahead and--
好，我被打中了 Okay. l'm hit.
该死，那孩子臂力真强 Holy shit, that kid's got an arm.
老天，不能只打我一个啊 God. There's two of us.
你们开心了？ Are you guys happy now?
好了，这边的所有人，我数到三 一，二… Okay! Everybody on this side, on the count of three! One, two--
等等，我要问国王一个问题 Wait! l have a question for the king.
我为什么没死在至圣所里？ Why didn't l die in the Holy of Holies?
对，我进过至圣所，而且你们看 我没死 Yes! l entered the Holy of Holies and, lo, l did not die.
为什么？因为我是众神所选之人 Why? Because l was chosen by the gods!
饶了所选之人，饶了所选之人 Spare the chosen one! Spare the chosen one!
饶了所选之人，饶了所选之人
-饶了所选之人 -还有他的朋友 -Spare the chosen one! -And his friend!
-还有他年轻的朋友 -一个也不能杀 -And his young friend. -Don't kill either of them.
大家都知道所选之人 还带了一个人 Everyone knows the chosen gets a plus one.
有可能吗？他真的是所选之人 ls it possible? ls he truly chosen?
当然有可能，只是我高度怀疑 Well, of course it's possible. Highly doubtful.
陛下，容我秉述 Majesty, with respect...
他是否为所选之人已不重要 ...whether he is chosen or not is no longer the issue.
如果你现在要杀他 依现在大众的情绪… lf you were to kill him now, given the public mood...
可能会点燃情势，因而… ...it could inflame the situation so as...
引发激烈的政变 ...to cause a radical regime change.
如果你明白我的意思 lf you take my meaning.
是的，够了 Yes, that will do.
我们仁慈的国王作了裁决 犯人将被奴役… lt is the judgement of our merciful king that the prisoners be enslaved...
进行辛苦的劳役，直到饿死或累死 ...to toil at hard labour until they die of starvation or exhaustion!
好 Yes!
这有比较好吗？ And how is that better?
你似乎做得很开心 你当奴隶多久了？ You seem to enjoy your work. How long have you been a slave?
我不是奴隶，我是志工 Oh, l'm not a slave. l'm a volunteer.
马拉、安柏盖斯，好久不见 Marlak. Enmebaragesi. Long time no see.
我应得的 l deserve that.
搬砖块上去，石匠在等砖块 Take these bricks up top. The masons are waiting.
我很想，但我脖子怪怪的 我可能落枕了 l would but l did something to my neck. l think l slept on it funny.
我或许该休息一下 不然明天就不能工作了 l should probably take it easy, or l'll be no good for work tomorrow.
快去 Move!
你知道，这些泥浆对皮肤很好 You know, the mud's really good for your skin.
-对 -问我为什么我皮肤这么好 -Yeah. -Ask me why my skin's so good.
-为什么你的皮肤… -因为泥浆 -Why's your skin--? -The mud.
我早知道你会这么说 l knew you were gonna say that.
你会喜欢待在外面 You gotta love being outside.
快点 Move it!
再快一点 Faster!
-要水吗？ -你是村庄来的，对吧？ -Want some water? -You're from the village, aren't you?
我打赌你希望现在能回到那里 l'll bet you wish you were back there right now.
-对 -别放弃 -Yeah. -Don't give up.
有一天你会回家的 You'll get home someday.
谁带他回去？ 上帝所选之人？ Who's gonna take him there? The chosen one?
你们俩，起来，排队，快 You two, up! Get on line. Now.
-要去哪里？ -去看献祭 -Where are we going? -To watch the sacrifice.
-国王要求的 -是强制性的吗？ -The king demands it. -ls it compulsory?
我想先做完这些工作 好赶上明天的工作 There was some work that l wanted to finish doing, get a jump on tomorrow.
要是没鞭子，你还有多了不起 l'd like to see how big you are without that whip.
还是很了不起 Same basic size.
陛下，一切都准备就绪 All is in readiness, Your Majesty.
现在呢？带处女去献祭？ What now? More virgins to sacrifice?
Yes, two. Your own handmaiden and another slave.
是的，两个，你的女佣 还有另一个奴隶
所选之人的随从 忠心的士兵发现的 Followers of the chosen one. Discovered by this loyal soldier.
我只是做好份内之事，我该做的 Oh, l was just doing my job. lt's what I do.
再一次，展现我们的信仰与仁慈 And one more to demonstrate our own faith and charity.
为了人民的爱和雨水的天赐 For the love of the people, and the heavenly gift of rain...
我们谦卑地奉上祭品 ...we offer a humble sacrifice:
我自己的继女 our own stepdaughter...
伊南娜公主 ...the Princess lnanna.
-你疯了 -这是为了人民好，亲爱的 -You're insane. -For the good of the people, darling.
-你不敢 -我不敢吗？ -You wouldn't dare. -Wouldn't l?
要是你喜欢，我可以安排你和她一起 lf you like, l can arrange for you to join her.
母亲 Mother.
你以为我能容忍你的无礼多久？ How long did you think l would tolerate your insolence?
烧死她 Burn her.
喝下去，就不会有感觉了 Drink it. You won't feel a thing.
他们在向我喝倒采吗？他们真大胆 Are they booing me? How dare they.
他们爱你，他们在向你喝采 They love you. They're wooing you.
可以了 That's fine. You know?
是玛雅，还有伊玛 等等，玛雅是处女吗？ lt's Maya! And Eema! Wait, Maya's a virgin?
不，别杀她们 No, don't kill them!
-站远点，奴隶 -不，杀我，我是处男 -Far enough, slave. -No, kill me! l'm a male virgin.
马拉，我们不能让他们这么做 伊玛 Marlak, we can't let them do this! Eema!
伊玛，伊玛 Eema. Eema!
-我得下去 -除非我死 -l gotta get down there. -Over my dead body.
-没问题 -不 -No problem. -No. Hey! Hey! Hey!
-马拉，谢谢 -现在呢？ -Thanks, Marlak. -Now what?
我们乞求伟大的神祇 向我们显现神蹟 We implore the great gods to show us a sign...
好让我们荣耀您神圣的旨意 ...so that we may honour your divine will.
抓着这个，把我放下去 Take this end. Lower me down.
老天爷 Oh, dear.
不 Oh, no.
-怎么回事？ -神蹟 -What is it? -lt's a sign.
所选之人来了，是神蹟 他来结束我们的苦难了 The chosen one comes! lt's a sign! He's going to end our suffering!
对抗权力，我们可以的 Fight the power! Yes, we can!
集合 All together!
割掉他们的包皮 Let's cut some foreskins!
我早知道我能仰赖你们的忠诚 l knew l could depend upon your loyalty.
混蛋 Assholes.
烧了他们，快烧了他们 把他们全烧了 Burn them. Burn them now. Burn them all!
别挣扎，这是神的旨意 Don't struggle, it's the will of the gods.
我不这么认为 l don't think so.
柴德 Zed!
警卫 Guards!
-抱歉 -笨蛋 -Sorry! -Stupid.
小姐？好了吗？懂了吗？ Ma'am? Okay? All right? Get the message?
好，我们应该安全了 Okay, we should be safe in here.
谢谢你 Thank you.
伊玛，现在说这句话或许时机不对 So, Eema, this might be a bad time to say this...
不过你那晚看到的事 ...but that stuff that you saw the other night...
和最高祭司的事… ...with the high priest, that--
他只是朋友，完全和同性恋无关 He's a friend. That was totally not a gay thing.
我一直以为我们之间有种连结 l always thought that you and l had a connection.
所以我现在想说 So l just wanted to mention it now.
我一直认为我们有种，或许… l always thought that we had one and maybe...
我想你或许也有一样的感觉 ...thought you might've felt the same.
我只是想说… 看看你会不会说… l just wanted to maybe bring it up and see what you would say.
但我一直认为 我一直对你有特殊的感觉 But l always thought-- l always have felt a certain way about you.
我不知道你知不知道，可是你… l don't know if you know or not but you--
你屋外总是有死掉的小鸟… All those dead birds that were always outside of your hut...
那些是我送的 ...those were from me.
-亲我就好 -我想送你礼物 -Just kiss me. -From me like a gift for you.
我不知道，我想你会喜欢 l don't know, l thought you'd like those.
我一直在想你能用那些死小鸟… l always thought that you could maybe use the dead birds...
做汤或什么的 ...in a soup or something.
或是…我不知道 我觉得这些礼物很实用 Or, l don't know, l thought they were practical.
我要把我内衣脱掉吗？ Should l take off my undercloth?
硬汉，是吗？你想杀了我？ Oh, tough guy, huh? You want a piece of me?
我要打爆你的头 l'm gonna bash your head in.
那招真厉害 That was a nice shot.
嘿 Hey.
嘿
柴德 Zed!
起来，像个男人一样赴死 Get up and die like a man.
没人能伤害这个女人 她不再是处女了 Nobody harm this woman. She's not a virgin anymore.
-他也不是了 -我和她做爱，救了她的命 -He's not either. -l saved her life with my lovemaking.
坐稳，妈妈，爸爸要开打了 Sit tight, mama. Daddy's gotta fight.
好，不，等等，别杀他 Okay. No, wait, wait, wait! Wait, don't kill him!
什么？ What?
我刚和我新女朋友做爱了 l just had sex with my new girlfriend.
-所以呢？ -我得跟别人说感觉很棒 -So? -l had to tell somebody. lt was great.
我很喜欢，希望我还能有再一次的机会 l loved it. l'm hoping l'm gonna get another opportunity.
-你后面怎么了？ -我不会上当的 -What's going on behind you? -l'm not falling for that.
尝尝这个 Sodomize this!
柴德 Hey, Zed!
-住手，不要 -退后 -Stop! No! -Get back!
-放开她 -不 -Let her go! -No!
神需要祭品，却被你毁了 The gods demand a sacrifice. You're ruining it!
-那再加点油，如何？ -好，亲爱的 -How about a little more oil? -Yes, darling?
我早知道你会让我心碎 l always knew you'd break my heart.
有点烫 A little hot!
真是讽刺 That was ironic.
那么… So...
我代表整个城市 ...on behalf of the whole city...
感谢最高祭司的牺牲 ...l'd like to thank the high priest for his sacrifice.
真的很了不起，对不对？ That was really something, wasn't it?
快点，把手放在一起，拍出声音来 Come on. Put your hands together, it makes a sound.
所选之人… The chosen one! The chosen one! The chosen one! The chosen one!
好，有点困惑，对不对？ Okay, that was a little confusing, wasn't it?
那是神蹟吗？ Was that a sign from the gods?
大家都想知道 Everybody wants to know.
我应该知道的 因为我是所选之人，对吗？ Well, l should know, because l'm the chosen one, right?
对 Yeah!
你们尊敬我 You respect me.
对 Yeah!
你们爱我 You love me.
对 Yeah!
你们恐惧我 You fear me.
对 Yeah!
你们崇敬我 You would worship me.
对 Yeah!
好
不要 Well, don't.
-好 -不要 -Yeah! -No.
我说不要，不是指 我是所选之人，所以不要 And l'm not saying, "Don't" like, "l'm the chosen one, so don't."
我说〝不要〞是指我不是所选之人 l'm saying, "Don't" because l'm not the chosen one.
我以为我是，但我不是，抱歉 l thought l was, but l'm not, sorry.
其实我只是个丛林里的野人 Turns out l'm just a guy from the woods...
走运有这群好朋友罩着我 ...who was lucky enough to have these great friends to watch my back.
我告诉大家，你们不需要我 l'm telling you, you don't need me.
你们知道吗？ 或许我们能决定自己的命运 You know what? Maybe we can all make our own destiny.
对，或许我们都是所选之人 Yeah. Maybe we could all be chosen.
对 Yeah.
-你，你也是所选之人 -对 -You! You could be chosen! -Yeah!
-还有你，你 -对 -And you! And you! -Yeah!
最后面那个，小家伙 Way over in the back! You, little guy!
好耶 Yeah!
-你是皇后了 -没有你我做不到 -So you're queen. -Couldn't have done it without you.
你可以的 Yeah, you could've.
不，真的，我努力了好几年 No, really, l tried for years and....
好，或许你不能，我是很厉害 All right, maybe you couldn't have. l was pretty amazing with the old--
抱歉我差点害死你 Sorry about almost luring you to your death.
拜托 Oh, please.
好了 All right.
好 Okay.
待会儿见 See you later.
走吧，各位 Come on, people.
-把那袋骆驼粪捡起来 -是，长官 -Pick up that bag of camel dung. -Yes, sir.
整天都要提着它 Hang on to it all day.
快点，这些驴子不会自己打包 Hustle up. These donkeys don't pack themselves.
-我要就地杀了你 -放轻松 -l will kill you where you stand. -Relax.
他们切了一点龟头，不过还剩很多 They cut a little off the end but there's plenty more where that came from.
这是我的女人，离她远一点 不然我就地杀了你 This is my woman. Stay away from her, or l'll kill you.
-好，对不起 -离开 -Okay, okay. l'm sorry. -Just go.
走开，不然我就杀了你 Get out of here or l'll kill you.
今天脾气真坏 Cranky today.
你还在想去埃及的事？ So are you still thinking about going to Egypt?
我想真的会成行，你要不要去？ Supposed to be a real happening place. You coming with or not?
反正我本来也打算去，所以… Well, l mean, l was kind of planning on going anyway, so....
给你看看新的方式，大家都这么做 Let me show you this new style. Everyone's doing it.
把嘴巴张得开开的，会更性感 You open your mouth really wide. lt makes it way sexier.
我想把舌头伸进去 但我技术还未纯熟 l'm thinking about introducing the tongue, but l haven't perfected it yet.
-我们可以研究研究 -好 -You know, we'll work on that. -All right.
看看我们，两个男人 Look at us. Two men.
一人要去带领村庄 另一人要去探索世界 One going to lead a village and the other going to explore the world.
你确定你不想回去帮我？ You sure you don't wanna come back, help me?
你不需要我，大家都知道 你是村庄里最聪明的人 You don't need me. Everybody knows you're the smartest guy in the village.
他们还会知道 你是前所未见最厉害的战士 Gonna know you're the most incredible warrior anyone's ever seen.
你打那位小姐的样子？老天 The way you punched that lady? Man!
我是说… l mean, you know....
她让我别无选择 我不得不打她的脸 She left me no choice, so I had to, you know, punch her in the face.
我们会围着营火说你的故事 Well, we'll tell stories about you around the fire.
陌生人才握手，你少来了 Strangers shake hands. Get that thing out of here.
-我会想你的，小家伙 -我会更想你 -l'm gonna miss you, little guy. -l'm gonna miss you more.
我要闻闻你，我要记得你的味道 Just trying to sniff you. l wanna remember your scent.
那可能是我头发上的尿 That's probably the urine in my hair.
我不能让他们看到我哭 他们太尊敬我了 l can't let them see me cry. They respect me too much.
我也是，数到三 一，二，三，分开 Me too. On three. One, two, three, break.
愿上帝祝福你，再见了 Well, may the gods smile on you. See you around.
随便啦，待会儿见 Whatever. Later.
-欧仔？ -什么？ -Oh? -What?
我要你和我妹生个孩子 l want you to have babies with my sister.
-这还用你说 -好，兄弟 -Try and stop me. -All right, man.
-柴德，愿上帝祝福你 -你说过了 -Zed, may the gods smile on you. -You said that.
-但愿如此 -还是谢谢你 -May they. Yeah. -Thank you, though.
好了，大家快点，我们要出发了 我说了算，好吗？ All right come on, folks. We're heading out now because l say so, all right?
怎么了？快点，琳西 快点，大家都在看 What's the deal? Come on, Lindsey. Come on, everyone's looking.
拜托，走，很好 Please. Go. Good.
往北方前进 To the north!
你知道那里是西方 You know that that's west.
我只是试试你知不知道 l was just checking to see if you knew.
往西方前进 To the west!
我真高兴你跟着来 l'm already glad you're here.
一，二，三，包皮 One, two, three, foreskin!
祈求您赐福，依您的旨意 lnvoke your blessing and do your will.
台词到底是什么？是什么？ What's the fucking line? What is it?
只是游戏，机率游戏 lt was a game. lt was a game of chance...
他打到头，杀了自己 ...and he hit his head and he killed himself.
这只算自杀，好 lf anything, it was a suicide. Okay.
我漏了一句 l let one go.
为了向所选之人致意 我身为皇后的第一项决策 ln honour of the chosen one, as my first official act as your queen...
我要回头再说一次台词 ...l'm going to go back and say the line again.
-回去，你想试试吗？ -好 -Let's go back. Do you wanna try it? -Yeah.
你什么都想要 You just want it all.
想尝试、想了解、想感觉 You want to taste it all and know it all and feel it all.
想吸吮、想从后面吹，对不对？ And suck it all in and blow it all out your backside, don't you?
抱歉 Sorry.
就像大乌龟爬出海面，你知道吗？ lt's like the Great Turtle coming out of the sea, you know?
好像背后还背着地球，你懂吗？ lt's like with the earth on its back, you understand?
我是石油工 l'm an oilman.
柴德，你被诅咒了 要是你不离开，我们都会被谊咒 You're cursed, Zed, and if you don't leave here we're all gonna be cursed.
它喝干了海洋，然后在山上大便 And it drank up the ocean, then pooped out the mountains...
而第一个男人就从星辰中坠落 ...and the first man fell from the stars.
这是，我不… 这一点都不合理 This is-- I don't-- This doesn't make a lot of sense, guys.
我能和哈洛谈谈吗？这是… Can l talk to Harold? ls that--?
那是什么？ What's that?
那是什么？那是其他时空来的 戈耳戈怪 What's that? A strange Gorgon from another time!
我为了人民的苦难哭泣 l weep for the suffering of my people.
又被破坏 We're getting boned...
有飞机、火车，还有什么？ ...by the planes, the trains, and the what, huh?
柴德？ Zed?
-太棒了 -柴德，它在勒我 -Oh, that's great. -Zed? lt's constricting me.
我能让你看看 我想了很久的新亲法吗？ Can l show you this new kiss l been thinking about?
-好 -这叫舌吻 -Yeah. -lt's called a tongue kiss.
-真奇怪，对，好 -还要再练习 -lt's strange. Yeah. Okay. -Still perfecting it, yeah.
-没关系 -好 -lt's fine. -All right.
什么？ What?
摄影机要重装片子了 And camera reloading!